SPOILERS FOR SEEKER 02x20 (STARRING CARA'S TONGUE), duh
Running commentary:
01) I like how Cara plays with her hair while watching Dahlia.
02) OMG. It's awful but so Cara at the same time:
Kahlan: Cara, we're talking about a child. Your son.
Cara: (long stare) He means nothing to me.
I love the exasperated sigh Kahlan gives, like "Ohmygod CARA."
03) OMG OMG OMG HYPERVENTILATING!!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THE WAY KAHLAN ~TOUCHED CARA?!?!?! ON THE ARM?!?!?!? FLAILLLL!!!!
04) Um, cute guy, but what the fuck is going on?
05) Uh, does the compass literally sense physical things in their way? How convenient.
06) OMG CARAAAA. DAHLIAAAAA. NEW OTP!!!!! ...but Dahlia's going to betray Cara, isn't she? :( Either that, or she's gonna die.
07) I am only okay with Richard/Kahlan sentimental!time because Cara is getting some too. XD. I love how Kahlan brings Cara up, LOL... cockblock much? And I LOVE that Richard is talking about Darken Rahl's qualities in his son ("powerful") while Kahlan talks about Cara's qualities ("stubborn"). Richard is totes in love with his brother, and we all know Kahlan's already in love with Cara...
Aww haha, "who could stop him?" "Our child."
Richard and Kahlan are actually really sweet together.
08) AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THEY TOTALLY DID THE DEED. WHY AM I LAUGHING LIKE A CHILD OVER THIS?
Awww Cara wants to be with Richard. Fandom, I am confused. Does she ~love-love Richard, or does she ~love him as a friend?
I like seeing more Mord'Sith, because it shows you that Cara's just Cara - other Mord'Sith are okay with expressing ~feelings, like Dahlia.
09) Because when a guy you don't know walks into a temple full of people guarding the Stone of Tears, the logical question to ask is, "Are you the Seeker?"
Anyone who wants it will say, "Yes."
Dumbasses.
10) Richard and Kahlan just became... Adam and Eve?
11) TRAP.
12) Ooh, mole on Cara's back. Why does her being strung up and beaten look so hot?
"Special friendship" with Dahlia. Hahahahaha!
Oh, Cara. She feels something when Darken Rahl tells her about her son.
13) LOLLOL I love that Darken Rahl is checking her out every second.
14) I don't like how they constantly imply that Cara's in love with Richard. Especially because she has 10 times the sexual tension with Kahlan (and even Dahlia, who we've just been introduced to) than with Richard.
15) I love how Dahlia jumps at the chance to break Cara.
Is it sad that I want Cara to be in a functional relationship with Dahlia? Even after all that betrayal?
Is it sad, too, that I still find their relationship sexy and hot and oh-so-sad?
I also love how Dahlia is clearly hurt that Cara would headbutt her like that.
16) I don't believe that Kahlan can die. She's the Mother Confessor, and in this show, even more importantly, she's Richard's ONE TRUE LOVE. She can't die!
KNEW IT.
17) Kahlan looks like she's about to cut a bitch.
18) Cara's not screaming at all, like a true Mord'Sith! I love the first thing she thinks of is Kahlan.
19) Oh, Cara.
20) Blah, blah, plot, plot, BORING. (What do you mean, they finally found the Stone of Tears?!)
21) I bet Cara's bluffing. But then we all knew that, huh?
I don't like the way Zedd talks to Cara. It's so condescending.
LOLLOL KICKED IN THE FACE.
22) ...CARA. NOOOOO. ...CAN IT BE TRUE?!?!?! SHE IS A TRAITOR. Well, you know. She DID GET BROKE. *wibbles*
23) "You don't know what it's like. To be able to see each other, but not be able to touch." LOLLLL.
24) I love this sexy music that plays whenever Cara and Dahlia are about to kiss.
UNF THAT KISS. UNF UNF UNF.
TONGUE!!
WHY SO SEXY, CARA?
Even if you're evil now. I hope she has a plan. Aka, a Cara-is-not-really-evil plan.
SPOILER FOR PROMO of 02x21:
25) OMG NO. NO, NO, NO. WHY DOES DAHLIA HAVE TO BE CONFESSED?!?!?! :(
(Does that mean that Cara and Kahlan are even now? Cara killed Kahlan's sister (even though they brought her back later), and Kahlan confessed Dahlia?)
I might do a picspam in a few days, just because CARA. DAHLIA. UNFFFFFF.
LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME THIS EPISODE WAS, FLIST.
(Also, let's try and get this to be a trending topic on Twitter. Tweet this: #whyyouattheclub when you could be watching #carastongue #LegendoftheSeeker #SaveourSeeker)