seeker 02x11 picspam!
LEGEND OF THE SEEKER 02x11 PICSPAM! SPOILERS ABOUND.
IMAGE HEAVY! (& RECAP IS HIGHLY INACCURATE).
This whole episode proves that no matter how little Cara is in the episode, her reactions are still GOLD and they are THE MAIN REASON I WATCH THIS SHOW, OKAYYYY? ♥ ♥ ♥
This episode also shows HOW AWESOME BRIDGET REGAN IS AS AN ACTRESS (in case you weren't clear on that already). Just FYI.
As they venture on to find the Stone of Tears, Kahlan tells Richard about how excited she is that she will get to make out with himget to appreciate the beautiful view with him at the Falls of Aldimah (?! I can't spell half of these words!), the "most romantic spot in all the Midlands." Kahlan continues to talk about how cute and romantic and Valentine's Day-ish their visit there will be, and Richard's other head agrees. Cara, of course, has taken it upon herself to be the new cockblocker of both the lovebirds and makes another reference to BLOOD AND GUTS AND KILLING OH YAY. My favourite part of this scene? Is how Richard and Kahlan are just like, "Oh Cara. WE LUV U TOO." And look at her fondly.
(PS: Where is Sister Verna? She was pretty kickass, and I am sad she isn't joining them on their EPIC ADVENTURRRRZ).
Soon, they come across dead people hanging from a tree. Cara is unimpressed with how the men were tortured - clearly, the Mord'Sith can do much, much better. (No duh). Then Zedd finds a symbol - more accurately, the seal of Aydindril, which only Mother Confessors can authorize... Kahlan is like "WTF I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS. WHO IS THE HIGH LORD REGENT?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING." Then the scene cuts to- that's right - the High Lord Regent.
Some stuff happens with the High Lord Regent (showing how evil he is), and then we come back to our HEROEZ. A dead man has just fallen out of the sky! (Kind of. Sort of. Not really). Kahlan is like, "THIS IS SILAS. HE USED TO BE MY BFF! BUT NOW HE'S DEAD! OMG CARA WE CAN USE YOU! GIVE HIM THE BREATH OF LIFE." Cara is like, "His body's cold. No can do." Kahlan is starting to wonder why in the world she keeps Cara around and then remembers it's for the sex. They find an amulet on Silas and realize that something very wrong must be going on in Aydindril, as the amulet was only supposed to be used when a wizard urgently needed to find the Mother Confessor.
So Zedd and Kahlan (with much angst from Kahlan, who cannot bear to be parted from her ONE TRUE LOVE) decide to go to Aydindril, while Cara and Richard continue on the search for the Stone of Tears. Unfortunately, something goes wrong with the amulet and only Zedd is transported back to Aydindril. Kahlan is still with her ONE TRUE LOVE Richard and their sex buddy Cara.
Except when we cut to Zedd, we see that KAHLAN IS THERE TOO! OH NOES, MOAR THAN ONE KAHLAN? NO WAY. However will we all deal with the extra hotness in one episode?!
Anyway. Caps of Cara looking pretty just because.
Zedd and Aydindril!Kahlan come up with a plan to confess the High Lord Regent, aka Prince Fyren. It's surprisingly easy to do - Kahlan just shows her boobs a bit and gets close to the prince and BAM! He's confessed.
Richard, Cara, and Kahlan are journeying to Aydindril to make sure that Zedd's all right. On the way, they come upon Prince Fyren's men giving this couple a difficult time for kissing. Richard's like, "DUDE, LEAVE THEM HOMIES ALONE" but of course, the soldiers refuse, saying it's none of the Seeker's business. This results in a fight, and when Kahlan tries to confess the man, she finds that she cannot! She is distressed, because her POWERS ARE GONE. Richard tries to comfort her, while Cara makes herself useful by gathering the horses.
It's nighttime, and Kahlan has just realized that she can now do with Richard what she's been wanting to do for FOREVER AND A DAY. She wakes Richard (who for some reason has not come to this conclusion yet - boys can be so dumb sometimes) up, and tells him she wants to sneak off into the bushes with him. Richard cannot find a flaw in this plan, so after telling Mother!Cara where they will be, they go off together.
SECKS ENSUES.
(Meanwhile, Aydindril!Kahlan is also gettin' it on... with Prince Fyren).
Damn, Kahlan's such a player.
Side note: Bridget's LEGS!!!! LEGS!!!! Unfff.
So Richard gets back from his romp in the woods with the Mother Confessor, and plans his next move with Cara. Cara is all smirk-y as she removes a leaf from Richard's hair. This is, of course, when Kahlan barges in and, in a very un-Kahlan-like way, basically accuses Cara of hitting on her man. Cara is confused because it's not like they don't have threesomes with each other ALL THE TIME she was just "removing a leaf from his hair" but Kahlan is convinced that Richard and Cara are cheating on her with each other is cheating on her with Cara. Richard is understandably confused and is like, "BUT BABY, I JUST SLEPT WITH YOU TWO SECONDS AGO." Cara is just like, "Is she PMS-ing already? I thought we were on the same cycle but I guess not..." "THIS IS WHY FEELINGZ ARE STOOPID."
After Richard has comforted Kahlan, the three of them continue on to Aydindril, where they find that Kahlan has sentenced Zedd to death for plotting against her. They are all confused as to why there are two Kahlans, but Richard realizes that it explains Kahlan's weird behaviour over the past few days.
They pay Aydindril!Kahlan a visit in hopes of saving Zedd's life, but Aydindril!Kahlan stays firm on the matter - Zedd will die because that's what the punishment for treason is. Richard is like, "But you are not yourself! You have no mercy!" Aydindril!Kahlan and other!Kahlan do not care - Aydindril!Kahlan is like, "LOVE?? WHAT'S THAT?" and thus would get along swimmingly with Cara - sex time? :), while other!Kahlan just wants to be with Richard. Richard, however, doesn't want other!Kahlan - he wants his Kahlan - the Kahlan made up of BOTH Aydindril!Kahlan and other!Kahlan.
...Oh, Richard. Maybe if you throw another tantrum, you'll get your way.
AND THEN THEY FIGHT.
Cara, as usual, saves them from wizard's magic and then continues to kick ass with her agiels. Other!Kahlan doesn't really do anything, and Aydindril!Kahlan just watches from her throne... until she gets tired of other!Kahlan and - wait for it - CONFESSES HER. She confessed herself! Whoawhoa!
Aydindril!Kahlan sends other!Kahlan to attack Richard, while Cara takes on Aydindril!Kahlan. Kahlan tries to confess Cara, but Cara manages to use her magical dildos agiels before Kahlan can do so. Other!Kahlan is shocked because she's about to witness some NC-17 moments worried for her mistress' safety, while Cara holds her dildo suggestively in front of Kahlan's lips agiels threateningly above Kahlan's heart. Kahlan remembers the last time she had a pleasurable experience with the dildo, and tries to proposition Cara does not want to die, so she calls the troops off.
They release Zedd, and get him to put Kahlan back in one body.
And all is well again.
THE END.
IMAGE HEAVY! (& RECAP IS HIGHLY INACCURATE).
This whole episode proves that no matter how little Cara is in the episode, her reactions are still GOLD and they are THE MAIN REASON I WATCH THIS SHOW, OKAYYYY? ♥ ♥ ♥
This episode also shows HOW AWESOME BRIDGET REGAN IS AS AN ACTRESS (in case you weren't clear on that already). Just FYI.
As they venture on to find the Stone of Tears, Kahlan tells Richard about how excited she is that she will get to make out with himget to appreciate the beautiful view with him at the Falls of Aldimah (?! I can't spell half of these words!), the "most romantic spot in all the Midlands." Kahlan continues to talk about how cute and romantic and Valentine's Day-ish their visit there will be, and Richard's other head agrees. Cara, of course, has taken it upon herself to be the new cockblocker of both the lovebirds and makes another reference to BLOOD AND GUTS AND KILLING OH YAY. My favourite part of this scene? Is how Richard and Kahlan are just like, "Oh Cara. WE LUV U TOO." And look at her fondly.
(PS: Where is Sister Verna? She was pretty kickass, and I am sad she isn't joining them on their EPIC ADVENTURRRRZ).
Soon, they come across dead people hanging from a tree. Cara is unimpressed with how the men were tortured - clearly, the Mord'Sith can do much, much better. (No duh). Then Zedd finds a symbol - more accurately, the seal of Aydindril, which only Mother Confessors can authorize... Kahlan is like "WTF I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS. WHO IS THE HIGH LORD REGENT?! THERE IS NO SUCH THING." Then the scene cuts to- that's right - the High Lord Regent.
Some stuff happens with the High Lord Regent (showing how evil he is), and then we come back to our HEROEZ. A dead man has just fallen out of the sky! (Kind of. Sort of. Not really). Kahlan is like, "THIS IS SILAS. HE USED TO BE MY BFF! BUT NOW HE'S DEAD! OMG CARA WE CAN USE YOU! GIVE HIM THE BREATH OF LIFE." Cara is like, "His body's cold. No can do." Kahlan is starting to wonder why in the world she keeps Cara around and then remembers it's for the sex. They find an amulet on Silas and realize that something very wrong must be going on in Aydindril, as the amulet was only supposed to be used when a wizard urgently needed to find the Mother Confessor.
So Zedd and Kahlan (with much angst from Kahlan, who cannot bear to be parted from her ONE TRUE LOVE) decide to go to Aydindril, while Cara and Richard continue on the search for the Stone of Tears. Unfortunately, something goes wrong with the amulet and only Zedd is transported back to Aydindril. Kahlan is still with her ONE TRUE LOVE Richard and their sex buddy Cara.
Except when we cut to Zedd, we see that KAHLAN IS THERE TOO! OH NOES, MOAR THAN ONE KAHLAN? NO WAY. However will we all deal with the extra hotness in one episode?!
Anyway. Caps of Cara looking pretty just because.
Zedd and Aydindril!Kahlan come up with a plan to confess the High Lord Regent, aka Prince Fyren. It's surprisingly easy to do - Kahlan just shows her boobs a bit and gets close to the prince and BAM! He's confessed.
Richard, Cara, and Kahlan are journeying to Aydindril to make sure that Zedd's all right. On the way, they come upon Prince Fyren's men giving this couple a difficult time for kissing. Richard's like, "DUDE, LEAVE THEM HOMIES ALONE" but of course, the soldiers refuse, saying it's none of the Seeker's business. This results in a fight, and when Kahlan tries to confess the man, she finds that she cannot! She is distressed, because her POWERS ARE GONE. Richard tries to comfort her, while Cara makes herself useful by gathering the horses.
It's nighttime, and Kahlan has just realized that she can now do with Richard what she's been wanting to do for FOREVER AND A DAY. She wakes Richard (who for some reason has not come to this conclusion yet - boys can be so dumb sometimes) up, and tells him she wants to sneak off into the bushes with him. Richard cannot find a flaw in this plan, so after telling Mother!Cara where they will be, they go off together.
SECKS ENSUES.
(Meanwhile, Aydindril!Kahlan is also gettin' it on... with Prince Fyren).
Damn, Kahlan's such a player.
Side note: Bridget's LEGS!!!! LEGS!!!! Unfff.
So Richard gets back from his romp in the woods with the Mother Confessor, and plans his next move with Cara. Cara is all smirk-y as she removes a leaf from Richard's hair. This is, of course, when Kahlan barges in and, in a very un-Kahlan-like way, basically accuses Cara of hitting on her man. Cara is confused because it's not like they don't have threesomes with each other ALL THE TIME she was just "removing a leaf from his hair" but Kahlan is convinced that Richard and Cara are cheating on her with each other is cheating on her with Cara. Richard is understandably confused and is like, "BUT BABY, I JUST SLEPT WITH YOU TWO SECONDS AGO." Cara is just like, "Is she PMS-ing already? I thought we were on the same cycle but I guess not..." "THIS IS WHY FEELINGZ ARE STOOPID."
After Richard has comforted Kahlan, the three of them continue on to Aydindril, where they find that Kahlan has sentenced Zedd to death for plotting against her. They are all confused as to why there are two Kahlans, but Richard realizes that it explains Kahlan's weird behaviour over the past few days.
They pay Aydindril!Kahlan a visit in hopes of saving Zedd's life, but Aydindril!Kahlan stays firm on the matter - Zedd will die because that's what the punishment for treason is. Richard is like, "But you are not yourself! You have no mercy!" Aydindril!Kahlan and other!Kahlan do not care - Aydindril!Kahlan is like, "LOVE?? WHAT'S THAT?" and thus would get along swimmingly with Cara - sex time? :), while other!Kahlan just wants to be with Richard. Richard, however, doesn't want other!Kahlan - he wants his Kahlan - the Kahlan made up of BOTH Aydindril!Kahlan and other!Kahlan.
...Oh, Richard. Maybe if you throw another tantrum, you'll get your way.
AND THEN THEY FIGHT.
Cara, as usual, saves them from wizard's magic and then continues to kick ass with her agiels. Other!Kahlan doesn't really do anything, and Aydindril!Kahlan just watches from her throne... until she gets tired of other!Kahlan and - wait for it - CONFESSES HER. She confessed herself! Whoawhoa!
Aydindril!Kahlan sends other!Kahlan to attack Richard, while Cara takes on Aydindril!Kahlan. Kahlan tries to confess Cara, but Cara manages to use her magical dildos agiels before Kahlan can do so. Other!Kahlan is shocked because she's about to witness some NC-17 moments worried for her mistress' safety, while Cara holds her dildo suggestively in front of Kahlan's lips agiels threateningly above Kahlan's heart. Kahlan remembers the last time she had a pleasurable experience with the dildo, and tries to proposition Cara does not want to die, so she calls the troops off.
They release Zedd, and get him to put Kahlan back in one body.
And all is well again.
THE END.