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I went with Anne and Sebastian, friends of a friend's friend, over to sebastians house. We played some roleplaying game. Now before you think I'm super geeky It was more of a coversation starter than a real roleplaying game.... Okay... it's still pretty geeky.
So there I was playing a game I didn't like with a bunch of people I didn't know, listening to TOOL, a band I don't like. Yeah and to make matters worse the turtles, "huge bitch and Ben" in the fish tank start some nature-ish action. Sebastian looked up and said, "Go Ben! Ride that huge bitch!" Then Ben made repeatedly vain attempts to mount and Huge Bitch just scurried away..
In the meantime I'm thinking...
"See Nanette? Even animals play hard to get. Maybe that's what you need to do with Jordan. But Wait, you hate games.. Are you stupid? Maybe that's not what Huge Bitch wants. Maybe it's like Creepy David and I.... OH SWIM BITCH SWIM!!! Gah, They're getting violent. I can't believe I'm witnessing violent turtle sex... What if it's NOT violent turtle sex?!? What if what I'm witnessing is violent turtle rape?!"
Then I sa tthere the rest of the night feeling like I should have done something to help Huge Bitch. That's it. I'll never be able to look a turtle in the eye again.
Love Nanette
So there I was playing a game I didn't like with a bunch of people I didn't know, listening to TOOL, a band I don't like. Yeah and to make matters worse the turtles, "huge bitch and Ben" in the fish tank start some nature-ish action. Sebastian looked up and said, "Go Ben! Ride that huge bitch!" Then Ben made repeatedly vain attempts to mount and Huge Bitch just scurried away..
In the meantime I'm thinking...
"See Nanette? Even animals play hard to get. Maybe that's what you need to do with Jordan. But Wait, you hate games.. Are you stupid? Maybe that's not what Huge Bitch wants. Maybe it's like Creepy David and I.... OH SWIM BITCH SWIM!!! Gah, They're getting violent. I can't believe I'm witnessing violent turtle sex... What if it's NOT violent turtle sex?!? What if what I'm witnessing is violent turtle rape?!"
Then I sa tthere the rest of the night feeling like I should have done something to help Huge Bitch. That's it. I'll never be able to look a turtle in the eye again.
Love Nanette