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As with many times in life, I'm drawn to a Dane Cook joke to descripe a physical or emotional sensation. I feel as if I've cheated on my blog and every keystroke squeaks with "liarrrrrrr" "slackerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr". My hands feel rusty, writing has been far neglected in the life of Sir William Robert and for a while was the only artistic outlet I had in this crazy crazy world. That being said, I'm going to take things slow in my baby-steps out of the proverbial slump of movies and video games that have kept me away from the writing muse. I'll write about what I'm doing right now. Right now I'm watching one of those movies that I can remember being amazing as a child but now I can't for the life of me realize why I loved it so. Okay...maybe I can understand a little. The movie is "Clifford" and stars Martin Short as this demented child who basically turns his uncles life upside down. Clifford constantly schemes to get to a place called Dinosaur Land. I like seeing movies like that. Movies that feel special to me, because they mean more to me then your average bad film. They are my bad film. Its like finding a treasure chest and inside is 8 pounds of Columbian coffee. I would giggle, but my crew (assuming I had a crew, I think thats a pre-requisite for treasure hunting) would probably not find it amusing and I'd be flogged. Note to self...I need to stop throwing that term out until I found out what it means. So before my memore leaves me, I'm going to try to list some films that follow the weirdly good quality of magical badness that Clifford holds for me. Feel Free to post and add some of your own.
1)Clifford
2)Freakz
3)Escape to Dino Island ( I think thats the name, its about three kids getting sucked into a tv)
4)The Wizard (power gloves rule)
5)Jack and the Beanstalk (The version where the giants act like they are a 50's sitcom)
6)Blankman
7)The Guyver