TRUTH
-Zach Fuori's guide to Happiness-
1. Take LOTS of drugs.
2. Listen to music you can relate to. Unless you listen to stupid shit then skip all these next suggestions and kill yourself, you fuckin peice of shit scenester.
3. Always take the easy way out, you might just end up dead.
4. Drink Dr. Pepper while receiving Oral Sex.
5. Get into as many fights as you can, and lose every single one of them.
6. Your Dreams are fake and will never come true unless you sleep with jesus.
7. Play with sharp objects, place them in gasoline and stick them into power outlets
8. Never talk back to old people, they know more shit than you ever will and their generation was way fuckin brighter and all that good shit than we are.
9. Have as much UNPROTECTED sex as your body can handle, then have more.
10. Don't listen to a word of advice your friends give you.
if you use this give me credit asshole.
1. Take LOTS of drugs.
2. Listen to music you can relate to. Unless you listen to stupid shit then skip all these next suggestions and kill yourself, you fuckin peice of shit scenester.
3. Always take the easy way out, you might just end up dead.
4. Drink Dr. Pepper while receiving Oral Sex.
5. Get into as many fights as you can, and lose every single one of them.
6. Your Dreams are fake and will never come true unless you sleep with jesus.
7. Play with sharp objects, place them in gasoline and stick them into power outlets
8. Never talk back to old people, they know more shit than you ever will and their generation was way fuckin brighter and all that good shit than we are.
9. Have as much UNPROTECTED sex as your body can handle, then have more.
10. Don't listen to a word of advice your friends give you.
if you use this give me credit asshole.