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[theacheisleft]

To anyone that was nearly pancaked by a polar bear the other day, it was not intentional.

At all.

I don't think anyone was injured except maybe a car, but I

Yes. I had very little control.

I am sorry for any confusion or any near pancaking that may have occurred.

Comments

[thehighestwing]

YOU WERE THE CUTEST POLAR BEAR IN THE HISTORY OF THE LAND.

If you hadn't been a shapeshifter, I'd have kept you. Just so you know. :]

[theacheisleft]

...thank you. I think. I know the polar bear liked you a lot, because you weren't running away like everyone else did.

What would you do with a polar bear?

[thehighestwing]

Well, of course he did. I'm adorable.

THERE ARE A GAZILLION THINGS THAT I COULD DO WITH A POLAR BEAR, MR. -- [looks at journal] LUCKY SPENCER.

[theacheisleft]

Yes, you are.

Really? Like what? I'm not questioning this. I'm just honestly curious about what you would do with one.

[thehighestwing]

;)

Just stuff! That I can't think of right now, but there would be stuff.