school, football, life, girls, the brightness of Mars.

[theace_s21]

It's now the 5th week of school. I have had a total of: 1 new Spanish teacher, 1 Spanish teacher who could have baby-sat Moses, 3 pep-rallies, 1 fight in a football game, 1 pulled groin(yes, that groin), heard "eye of the tiger," 26 times by the Mamou, Louisiana, Junior High Band, sang the "Roy!....Roy! Roy! Roy!" Starbucks commercial 43 times, consumed 34 gallons of Gatorade, ate 56 Crispitos for lunch, and finally, sang my very own stirring rendition of "Turn me on" by Kevin Lyttle, 1,087 times. School's been alright, once again I have classes with the same people, which is fine since I can stand everyone in them(except for you Chase). Football's been fun, I have enjoyed getting rubdowns Sunday morning from unnamed 15 year old girls. We are 3-0 for the first time in probably the history of the school. We have killed those Christian punks from Waco, beat the snot out of the mighty Milano Eagles, and beat the black and Mexican Yeguas from Somerville(hehehe). All in all, it's been ok, I mean, there haven't been any fine looking transfers from Sweden, but they're have been a few lookers that were already here. In all, It's all good.

Scott Riley

P.S. I am not sacriligous, they were a Christian school, and if you can tell me what a Yegua is I will give you a special, valuable prize..................an autographed picture of me!!! Or something else.

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