long story short:

[the_zoo]

i went to new york. sitting next to the door on the subway back to brooklyn, i got sucker-punched in the face by some drunk kid just before he ran off at his stop.

downside: got punched in the face.
upside: got punched in the face!!

no black eye, but i kinda wish i had one.
if i'm gonna get clocked, i kinda want something to show for it.

word.