Dream Journal
Wow. I had a dream that I murdered a pushy salesman who broke into my house because I rudely refused him on my way out to do errands. I guess he was having a tough time meeting his quota and he tried to intimidate me to accept his offer. I choked him on top of a pizza box he brought when he attempted to disguise himself as a delivery boy.
Somehow, I managed a Dexter-like unbloody dissection and processed him in to parts. There was a big pot of cooked bits that I had drained off only minutes before the cops arrived. I had planned to pour it down a sewer drain, but I decided at the last minute to disguise it as soup. The bones I ground up after I boiled them and used them to fertilize the garden. What wouldn't be ground, I had some ingenious plan for that I can't remember right now.
The police came over for several investigations since the salesman had a route on the street. I managed to lie and keep a poker face and stopped just short of offering them some soup.
Paranoia kept me on the edge of sleeping for about two hours after the dream.
And then I woke up bleeding.
Uh... Happy Easter?
Somehow, I managed a Dexter-like unbloody dissection and processed him in to parts. There was a big pot of cooked bits that I had drained off only minutes before the cops arrived. I had planned to pour it down a sewer drain, but I decided at the last minute to disguise it as soup. The bones I ground up after I boiled them and used them to fertilize the garden. What wouldn't be ground, I had some ingenious plan for that I can't remember right now.
The police came over for several investigations since the salesman had a route on the street. I managed to lie and keep a poker face and stopped just short of offering them some soup.
Paranoia kept me on the edge of sleeping for about two hours after the dream.
And then I woke up bleeding.
Uh... Happy Easter?