invisible cellphone
Take a picture of yourself right now.
Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
Post that picture with NO editing.
Post these instructions with your picture.
It's a sad state when I go through t' grocery store, surveyin' their wares and find their frozen foods too pricey. Then I go t' McDonald's and buy a chicken sandwich that tastes more like fish on a biscuit for two doubloons. There's no math in that, matey!