FFMUX morning silliness
Because this is the stupid stuff that happens when no one else is around to tell us to shut up.
Two's only ever gotten as far as the Phon Coast. Started a new playthrough recently, just finished DON'T BELIEVE ONDOR'S LIES.
Zidane says, "Vaan's brilliant idea."
Zidane says, "You know everyone in the party is laughing behind his back while he's doing it. (This'll never work.) (He looks like a moron.)"
Two says, "I'm pretty sure they only agreed to let him do is so they could sit back and giggle, yeah. Maybe take bets on people punching him."
Zidane nods XD
Two says, "And then that moment of "Holy shit, guys, it worked. Bedamned. ...oh, right, following.""
Zidane says, "I think the Bhujerbans took pity on the poor, retarded kid."
Two says, "That too. X3"
Zidane says, "Poor sod must have hit his head :( Aaw, bless his heart."
Zidane says, "Even the banga'a weeped a little aligator tear for him ;_;"
Two says, "Though now I have the mental image of them hooking up a speaker and going "Would the parents of a vest-wearing blond boy come find him at the Market? He appears to have caught sunstroke and is babbling.""
Ritz cackles.
Ritz says, "'Also, put a damn shirt on this kid. SOMETHING.'"
Two says, "He does have Lusciously Rendered Abs, though."
Ritz says, "...That he does."
Two says, "He just wants a tummyrub, the little dumb puppy."
Zidane giggles. "Calling for Vaan's parents over loudspeaker makes it sound like Bhujerba = Kmart for some reason."
Ritz FFF
Zidane says, "Ondore's blue light special."
Zidane says, "DEALS DEALS DEALS!"
Ritz says, "LIES LIES LIES!"
Zidane XD
Two says, "Only $3.99." "DON'T BELIEVE ONDOR'S LIES!" "Oh, dammit, it's that kid again."
Two's only ever gotten as far as the Phon Coast. Started a new playthrough recently, just finished DON'T BELIEVE ONDOR'S LIES.
Zidane says, "Vaan's brilliant idea."
Zidane says, "You know everyone in the party is laughing behind his back while he's doing it. (This'll never work.) (He looks like a moron.)"
Two says, "I'm pretty sure they only agreed to let him do is so they could sit back and giggle, yeah. Maybe take bets on people punching him."
Zidane nods XD
Two says, "And then that moment of "Holy shit, guys, it worked. Bedamned. ...oh, right, following.""
Zidane says, "I think the Bhujerbans took pity on the poor, retarded kid."
Two says, "That too. X3"
Zidane says, "Poor sod must have hit his head :( Aaw, bless his heart."
Zidane says, "Even the banga'a weeped a little aligator tear for him ;_;"
Two says, "Though now I have the mental image of them hooking up a speaker and going "Would the parents of a vest-wearing blond boy come find him at the Market? He appears to have caught sunstroke and is babbling.""
Ritz cackles.
Ritz says, "'Also, put a damn shirt on this kid. SOMETHING.'"
Two says, "He does have Lusciously Rendered Abs, though."
Ritz says, "...That he does."
Two says, "He just wants a tummyrub, the little dumb puppy."
Zidane giggles. "Calling for Vaan's parents over loudspeaker makes it sound like Bhujerba = Kmart for some reason."
Ritz FFF
Zidane says, "Ondore's blue light special."
Zidane says, "DEALS DEALS DEALS!"
Ritz says, "LIES LIES LIES!"
Zidane XD
Two says, "Only $3.99." "DON'T BELIEVE ONDOR'S LIES!" "Oh, dammit, it's that kid again."