That tyrant...

[the_z]

Bo has forbidden me from taking turns with nightambre being pregnant :( Therefore, I have no recourse but to infect someone else on my flist with pregnant. I've chosen my primary targets. You cannot escape!

Well, maybe if you walk away very quickly you can still evade. I'm so tired today x_x

Comments

[xvolph]

And here I was thinking one of the reasons for my doldrums today is because I need to go out and find a date.

...I'm rethinking this strategy. I've been trying not to drink the water around here just because mommyism seems to be rampant. :P

[the_z]

Haha!

[the_z]

Judging by the numbers of pediatricians in the area, you really have to be careful around here. Your uterus could be considered a time bomb c_c

[nightambre]

Oh man, you're in the serious stage of duck waddle aren't you?

HOLY SHIT

[nightambre]

Z IT REALLY IS YOUR FAULT!!!!

Remember last year at Akon how we were joking about me being pregnant for a convention, and the various ways to cosplay my damn Baby Belly and you were all like 'You can make it a Katamari, or maybe a huge Rock Lee face!'

YOU CURSED ME LAST YEAR

Re: HOLY SHIT

[the_z]

Hey, can I help it if I'm prophetic?

[the_z]

My pride allows me to limit my waddling to when I first get out of bed! But damned if I don't look like Hitchcock every time I pass a corner.

Tables seem so far away right now.

[plasticchimera]

...IT KICKED! 8D

[the_z]

You, sir, would look hilarious with a baby belly.

[plasticchimera]

What, watermellon on a toothpick? :D

[the_z]

That's just what I was thinking.

[wyrdness]

Everyone around me seems to be coming down with babies at the moment. Friends, family, workmates of friends. It's turning in to an epidemic!

[the_z]

No kidding! I thought it was just limited to my church until I got out in public and noticed all the big bellies. Seems like it was a gooooooood summer for many people last year ;)

[ginkage]

Me being infected with the pregnant would truly be the Immaculate Misconception.

I mean, seriously, it's been... six years since I last had that sort of relationship with anyone and that's one HELL of a gestation period!!!

[the_z]

Elephants would be envious.

But hey, immaculate conception happened once, why not again?