PLEASE LOVE ME!!
Dear VistaPrint,
I realize you are a business and I now qualify as a 'valued customer', but you don't need to try and buy my love with two 'SUPER SPECIAL OFFERS' every week (at the very least). Yes, I do enjoy your free stuff and I like the free uploads and clearance items. Thank you for all the consideration. But I am only a lonely little artist and while I would love to have oodles and oodles of printed products, I just don't have the money to pay your shipping on them.
We all want to be loved, but giving yourself away for free will only attract the wrong crowd. None of us want that. So, save it for paying customers, ok? Jesus loves you :*
Your Valued Customer,
Z
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and so on...
I realize you are a business and I now qualify as a 'valued customer', but you don't need to try and buy my love with two 'SUPER SPECIAL OFFERS' every week (at the very least). Yes, I do enjoy your free stuff and I like the free uploads and clearance items. Thank you for all the consideration. But I am only a lonely little artist and while I would love to have oodles and oodles of printed products, I just don't have the money to pay your shipping on them.
We all want to be loved, but giving yourself away for free will only attract the wrong crowd. None of us want that. So, save it for paying customers, ok? Jesus loves you :*
Your Valued Customer,
Z
July 7, 6 Products for a Dollar - Offer Ends in 7 Days!
July 5, Clearance Sale! 6 Free Products!
July 4, July 4th Sale - Free Premium Business Cards and more!
June 30, Sneak Peak for email subscribers! - Free Premium Business Cards and more!
June 26, Semi-Annual Sale Preview! - 6 Free Products!
and so on...