"look mommy, it means bitch!"

[the_yen]

yesterday was such a bizarre day. i spent time at a tattoo parlor with a guy singing "all i wanna do, is fuck someone..." while he tattooed my friend. later on i went to a liquer store where the hottest guy ever worked (such a pity), and then we saw joe donalin (the news guy) attempt to shoplift at home depot at like 9:30pm. my dad and i wished we had yelled stuff at him... like "hey, that's joe donalin, the news caster!!" right after the alarm went off or "hey dude, you're a lot shorter in person". but we got a good laugh when i yelled "KGW rocks my face off!" as his drove out of the parking lot.
so yes, today i get to do things like scrub chairs and listen my parents fight! :D whoopee!