INTERNET INTERNET
Sometimes a group of people become so dumb they go out the other side, glowing brightly with brilliance.
[Jenigma] someone say my name?
[mobiustrip] JENHUGME
[Jenigma] ok thanks guys
[Xiphias] what
[heytodd] where
[Xiphias] Jenigma
[Xiphias] jenigger
[Jenigma] yes!
[Xiphias] jenigamama
[Jenigma] it works :D
[Jenigma] thank you
[Xiphias] these are all words you should flash on
[Xiphias] also jen
[Xiphias] jenny
[Jenigma] yes Xiphias>
[Xiphias] jenny retardo, the spirit of the twenty-first century
[Xiphias] if athodyd was in here
[Xiphias] he would get that joke
[Xiphias] *sigh*
[mobiustrip] ((xiphians))
*** Jenigma is now known as Jenny_Quantum
[Jenny_Quantum] i don't really get it but i'll pretend i do
[Jenny_Quantum] LOL!
*** Jenny_Quantum is now known as Jenigma
[mobiustrip] (Jenigma)
[Xiphias] you get it well enough
[Jenigma] i googled it Xiphias
[Xiphias] in that there is a comic book character named jenny quantum, and her title is spirit of the twenty-first century
[Xiphias] her heir was a sassy sluttly british woman named jenny sparks who was the spirit of the 20th century
[Xiphias] her predecessor even
[Jenigma] her heir is a sassy slutty american woman named jenny retardo who is the spirit of the 22nd century
[Xiphias] YES
[Xiphias] see they both had electricity related powers, represenative of the spirit of that century
[Xiphias] you will have the power of retarded
[Xiphias] because the 22nd century will be dumb
[Repomancer] no
[Xiphias] no?
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[Xiphias] uh
[Xiphias] that's not encouraging
[Jenigma] hooray!
[Jenigma] retardo power!
[Jenigma] i guess it would be the power of the INTERNET
[Jenigma] oh
[Xiphias] YES
[Jenigma] what happened to repo
[Jenigma] :(
[mobiustrip] :(
[Xiphias] if it makes you feel better, you will have magestic-class levels of retard power
[Jenigma] Xiphias if i am representing the internet that's about what i would expect
[Xiphias] it will be your purpose in life to get humanity through the 22nd century
[mobiustrip] jen
[mobiustrip] can I be a super retard too?
[Jenigma] i will not take my retardo powers lightly
[Jenigma] mobius YES
[Xiphias] part of The Retard Authority
[heytodd] Jenigma, you will have to be an EXCELLENT DRIVER.
[mobiustrip] yay!
[Xiphias] my retardo hero name will be The Bear
[Jenigma] super hero name: slomobius? mongobius?
[mobiustrip] MOO-BUS
[Jenigma] !
[Xiphias] YES']
[Jenigma] MOO-BUS!
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[Jenigma] oh my god guys the future is not ready for us
*** Jenigma is now known as JENNY_RETARDO
[MOO-BUS] it really isn't
[MOO-BUS] beep beep
[Xiphias] /nick TheBear
*** Xiphias is now known as TheBear
[JENNY_RETARDO] you can double as a hero and our transportation
[TheBear] reatdo powers
[TheBear] AYAY
[JENNY_RETARDO] RETARDO POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[TheBear] I got a doctorate in Queer Studies with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[TheBear] INTERNET INTERNETNETE
[TheBear] INTERNET!
*** TheBear is now known as TheBearTheory
[TheBearTheory] !
[JENNY_RETARDO] I GOT A DEGREE IN HOMPHGLDMOPMHGOMPH
[MOO-BUS] INTERNEEEEET BEEP
[heytodd] man that reminds me i have not read jerkcity in a while
[heytodd] are they still talking about gay and gay things and also things that are gay
[heytodd] gay corn dogs well then i guess the answer is yes.
[TheBearTheory] I wonder what my neighbors think when they hear me laughing in the dark
[TheBearTheory] and there are no other sounds at all
[heytodd] i am wearing a shirt that is too big for me. should i get a bigger shirt or grow?
[JENNY_RETARDO] YOU SHOULD RUN NEXT DOOR AND LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE THE BEAR: RETARDO SUPERHERO OF THE 22ND CENTURY
[JENNY_RETARDO] and then just scream INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[heytodd] yes. they will understand.
[JENNY_RETARDO] THEY WILL TOTALLY HAVE YOUR BACK
[TheBearTheory] YES
[dystopian] that almost never works out as well as it sounds like it should
[heytodd] or your front.
[TheBearTheory] ALL GOOD CITIZENS ANSWER THE CALL OF THE INTERNET
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[TheBearTheory] internet internet internet internet internet
[Boss_P] !!!
[TheBearTheory] INTERNET
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internet
[heytodd] Angela brady?
[TheBear] it would be great if oh shit I forgot what I was going to say
[heytodd] which forum are you obsessed with, again?
[heytodd] i forget.
[Boss_P] Dragonguyver
[Angela_Brady] Hey, wow, it's Ahriman the Creepy Lurker....
[dystopian] dragonguyver
[heytodd] oh yes.
[Ahriman_TCL] yes
[Angela_Brady] AND yrmom
[dystopian] it's the only poster who manages to make guyver appear sympathetic
[Angela_Brady] Nifty
[TheBearTheory] DONT FORGET THE BEAR, LITTLE MISSY
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[JENNY_RETARDO] don't forget JENNY RETARDO (INTERNET AVENGER)
[Angela_Brady] Guyver appear sympathetic?
[TheBear] and never forget
[TheBear] the internet!
[TheBear] (internet internet internet)
[dystopian] in comparison. to some of his detractors.
[Angela_Brady] AS I recall, I was trying to get you yammering fools to actually take legal action instead of whining about it
[heytodd] angela, you should text LUV to 6 69 69.
[heytodd] that totally works.
[TheBear] Angela YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR INTERNET JUSTICE ON THE INTERNET
[dystopian] qed
[Angela_Brady] yawn
[Angela_Brady] Ah well.
[TheBear] BECAUSE THE RETARDO SUPERHEROS OF THE 22ND CENTURY ARE HERE!
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[JENNY_RETARDO] !
[TheBear] RETARDO POWERS ACTIVATE!
[Ahriman_TCL] we would rather watch the world go down in flames while we watch from our window seats
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN THE FORM OF
[shit_tornado] SHIVER
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[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNETS
[Ahriman_TCL] nero had the right idea
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, that makes sense....
[TheBear] FORM OF
[TheBear] AN INTERNETS!
[capn_j] HOMOSEXUALSMS
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, you have to be fiddling while it burns
[Ahriman_TCL] besides, legal action takes work, and work is dumb
[heytodd] ALL of the internets??
[TheBear] INTERNETS!
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela WHAT INTERNET JUSTICE DO YOU SEEK AS WE ARE AVENGERS OF THE INTERNET (INTERNET)
[TheBear] I'LL FORM THE LEGS!
[dystopian] she's right ahriman. you left your analogy entirely too vague
[heytodd] can i be at least a pinky
[capn_j] this is a wonderful thing to blunder into
[TheBear] what if he is masturbating to the flames
[TheBear] HI CAPN
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[Angela_Brady] That works, since I figure that's what most of you do while watching things burn
[Ahriman_TCL] I always figured Nero was probably too busy raping and/or gelding slave boys to get around to fiddling
[dystopian] oy vey
[THE_BEAR] do you like our matching uniforms jenny retardoood
[JENNY_RETARDO] WELL CAPN WE CAN'T ALL BE RETARDO-INTERNET SUPERHEROS NOW CAN WE
[THE_BEAR] Angela DO YOU WANT AN INTERNET JUSTICE ADVENTURE OR NOT
[dystopian] getting his horse made into a senator took time too
[JENNY_RETARDO] YES
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, well, he didn't actually fiddle, but that's the sort of common interpretation
[capn_j] bear am I ready for The Bear Experience?
[Ahriman_TCL] that was caligula
[capn_j] I thought Nero just dressed up like a delicate princess and made statues and killed people
[capn_j] also made his horse a consul
[Ahriman_TCL] caligula would have been too busy screwing his sisters to fiddle
[THE_BEAR] THE REAL QUESTION IS: IS THE BEAR EXPERIENCE IS READY FOR YOU!
[capn_j] Did Nero fuck his sister or kill his mother? I need to re-read Tacitus I think
[THE_BEAR] Angela we take justice very seriously in the 22nd century.
[dystopian] the things she asked at the end of the day/caligula would have blushed
[Ahriman_TCL] wait, they both elevated horses to elected office?
[dystopian] yeah
[Ahriman_TCL] awesome
[THE_BEAR] oh lord this is all misinformed
[capn_j] No dude, only one of them did the horse thing
[capn_j] and he didn't even succeed, he just threatened to do it
[dystopian] wait i thought they both did it
[capn_j] but I cna't remeber because I am pretty drunk
[THE_BEAR] Angela_Brady, JUSTICE? Y[] N[]
[Ahriman_TCL] well that's no fun
[capn_j] hell I don't know
[Angela_Brady] Booze, that explains a lot
[capn_j] it was pretty fun to read about
[Ahriman_TCL] I thought caligula did put his horse in the senate
[dystopian] i know catherine the great had other plans for her horse
[capn_j] hehehehh
[Angela_Brady] Though, I'd think you'd be more mellow...unless you're posting around noon, hungover
[capn_j] I've been drinking steadily since about three
[THE_BEAR] jenny I think she is under the influence of a blindness ray
[Angela_Brady] Lord, no history majors here I see...
[THE_BEAR] what should I do?
[capn_j] Angela WHAT
[THE_BEAR] ANGLE BRADY SEEMS TO BE EXISTING SEVERAL MINUTES IN THE PAST
[THE_BEAR] THERE MAY BE A WAY TO BRING HER TO THE FUTURE PRESENT
[capn_j] CURE HER WITH THE BEAR EXPERIENCE
[THE_BEAR] the bear
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE RETARDOS ARE ON THE CASE
[THE_BEAR] experience
[THE_BEAR] ?
[THE_BEAR] THE BEAR EXPERIENCE!
[JENNY_RETARDO] WHETHER YOU WANT US TO BE OR NOT
[THE_BEAR] UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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[THE_BEAR] I THINK IF IXED HER
[Ahriman_TCL] HOORAY
[dystopian] ahah
[capn_j] :-D
[JENNY_RETARDO] BREATHING A LITTLE TOO CLOSELY
[THE_BEAR] she got four times the internet
[capn_j] i totally typed that one out with the - and everything
[JENNY_RETARDO] LINGERING A BIT TOO LONG
[capn_j] becacuse I am care
[capn_j] ful
[JENNY_RETARDO] IS OUR SCENT OF JUSTICE
[Ahriman_TCL] who the hell is Angela brady again
[THE_BEAR] at that rate she should be in the present in no time!
[dystopian] some schmuck who can't even make fun of dragon guyver right
[Boss_P] she wanted to lock DG up
[THE_BEAR] THE MUSKY SCENT OF THE BEAR'S JUSTICE!
[dystopian] everyone else is pointing and laughing at the trainwreck
[capn_j] oh ghod
[dystopian] and she's like trying to organize a posse
[THE_BEAR] IT HANGS LIKE A THICK OIL, NOW
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[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET?
[heytodd] wasn't that months ago, anyway?
[heytodd] she is persistent.
[dystopian] i dunno. i think so
[THE_BEAR] INERT NET?!! :(
[dystopian] i can't keep guyvermoultonrexfear straight
[heytodd] ha, yeah.
[THE_BEAR] angel braids are you in the present yet
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[dystopian] though none of them compare to binro
[JENNY_RETARDO] ARE YOU INTO
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] brandy anglina we are trying to help
[BradyAngelaBrady] Angel braids, that's cute
[THE_BEAR] but we need yo u to heklp yourself
[heytodd] help yourself to my fat cock, angela.
[THE_BEAR] oh my
[heytodd] that is terrible.
[THE_BEAR] internet!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Goodness....
[heytodd] that is a terrible thing to say on the internet.
[MOO-BUS] I LOVE YOU
[THE_BEAR] even worse to say to solomon grundy's angelhair, here
[MOO-BUS] ALL OF YOU
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUS!
[MOO-BUS] FUCKHEADS
[MOO-BUS] LOVE
[THE_BEAR] PUT ON YOUR NEW UNIFORM
[Boss_P] so are you here to organise a posse angela
[MOO-BUS] YES SIR MA'AM
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUSS THAT IS OUR MOTTO!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Nah
[THE_BEAR] LOVE AND INTERNETS!
[BradyAngelaBrady] I don't have a vested interest.
[BradyAngelaBrady] It's an entertainment thing really.
[THE_BEAR] we dont need a posse
[MOO-BUS] ALL RIGHT!
[dystopian] how about a sit-in? you should at least try to organize a sit-in of some kind
[THE_BEAR] we have the INTERNET SQUAD
[Ahriman_TCL] what do vests have to do with anything
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE)
[dystopian] vests are awesome. i'm wearing a sweater vest right now.
[THE_BEAR] ;BULBEFD
[Ahriman_TCL] are you talking about leather biker vests
[THE_BEAR] moobus! /nick MOO_BUS!
[BradyAngelaBrady] The forums are rather entertaining....this chat is as well....
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) AIDS INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) RAPE INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE)
[dystopian] mmm leather
[Ahriman_TCL] with manly chest hair and assless chaps
[Ahriman_TCL] because that could get really gay
[shit_tornado] mooop
[THE_BEAR] very very manly and very very assless
[JENNY_RETARDO] MOO_BUS HURRY
[JENNY_RETARDO] TEAM INTERNET RETARDO ASSEMBLE
[Ahriman_TCL] and i'm not drunk enough to be that gay
[heytodd] i am!
[THE_BEAR] IF YOU DONT match us RIGHT HOW WILL THEY GET THE COVER OF OUR ROCK ALBUM RIGHT
[JENNY_RETARDO] HURRY BEFORE AHRIMAN LICKS ANY MORE DONGS
[THE_BEAR] or before he stops!
[THE_BEAR] (unf)
[THE_BEAR] (internet)
[JENNY_RETARDO] WE MUST PREVENT HIM FROM CHANGING ANY PACE OF DONGLICKING
[JENNY_RETARDO] OR ELSE CHAOS
[THE_BEAR] what we are looking for is esentially a null dong momentum
[THE_BEAR] for ahriman
[heytodd] i will volunteer my dong.
[THE_BEAR] make that a null dong acceleration and you will have yourself a deal!
[heytodd] wait no.
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALSO THE RATE OF PECKER CHECKING MUST BE STEADILY INCREASING
[heytodd] no i won't.
[THE_BEAR] ahriman has a cunning tounge, tod
[Ahriman_TCL] I AM A CUNNING LINGUIST
[JENNY_RETARDO] WHILE THE RATE OF TURD BURGLARIZING SEES A STEADY DECLINE
[THE_BEAR] yes please present all peckers for checking!
[heytodd] that is why i rescinded my offer.
[BradyAngelaBrady] Why does this all make me suddenly want to go to a museum...
[THE_BEAR] you will not be able to board the MOO_BUS before your pecker has been checked and double checked
[Ahriman_TCL] BECAUSE MUSEUMS HAVE DONGS
[THE_BEAR] because you crave knowledge!
[dystopian] do you have a livejournal angela?
[THE_BEAR] dongs and knowledge!
[THE_BEAR] that is the second line of our motto!
[Ahriman_TCL] OR COCKIUS SPLURTICUS, AS THEY ARE KNOWN IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY
[heytodd] dong museum!
[BradyAngelaBrady] It is the weirdest thing....all of a sudden, I decided I wanted to go to the Dallas Museum of Art....so odd
[THE_BEAR] LOVE AND INTERNETS! DONGS AND KNOWLEDGE!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Dys, nope
[heytodd] here we see some dinosaur dongs
[THE_BEAR] big old dongs!
[dystopian] that's the world's loss
[BradyAngelaBrady] I thought about starting a livejournal, but thought it would be embarassing to read my own whining
[heytodd] over ther, cro magnum man is trying to start a fire
[heytodd] with dongs
[heytodd] is it cro magnum or oh nevermind
[JENNY_RETARDO] GO TOGETHER LIKE A THONG AND BALL EDGE
[dystopian] you should start one. i can tell you have a lot of special things to say.
[THE_BEAR] isntead of whining you should write about dongs!
[THE_BEAR] there's a lot to be written on the subject of dongs, angelhair burgundy
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, eh, I doubt it would be entertaining enough to be featured on PoE, so why bother?
[THE_BEAR] we have jsut barely begun to scratch the surface of the dong
[heytodd] angela, write an entry about the time you found out how many dongs you could fit in your mouth!
[JENNY_RETARDO] there really is a lot of dong information out there to be explored
[JENNY_RETARDO] on the internet
[BradyAngelaBrady] Wow, a group sex joke, hilarious.
[heytodd] i know!
[Ahriman_TCL] not hilarious
[JENNY_RETARDO] deep, careful dong scrutinizing
[Ahriman_TCL] HOT
[THE_BEAR] Did you know I have a doctorate in Queer Studies, BradyAngelaBradyAngelaBradyAngela? I studied with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, you are so funny
[THE_BEAR] (internet internet)
[heytodd] man i know. it is because i have a dong.
[BradyAngelaBrady] Bear Theory? That's fantastic
[Ahriman_TCL] HOT LIKE THE HEAT YOU ONLY GET FROM A BUNDLE OF DONGS CRAMMED INTO AN OPEN MOUTH
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, how lucky you are
[JENNY_RETARDO] I N T E R T 3 N
[heytodd] lucky enough to have a dong!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Ahriman, drunk enough I see
[heytodd] angela, would you like to see it?
[THE_BEAR] barfly atilla it is nto really group sex so much as it is a 3-stooges like scenario in which a bunch of dongs try to fit through a door at once and get stuck
[THE_BEAR] only the door is your mouth
[heytodd] it is in the museum
[heytodd] the dong museum.
[Ahriman_TCL] LESS TALK
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela I REALLY AND TRULY FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF A DONG
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, nah, I'll pass
[heytodd] which just happens to be...
[heytodd] IN YOUR MOUTH.
[Ahriman_TCL] MORE DONGS IN YOUR MOUTH
[JENNY_RETARDO] this is my PROFESSIONAL dong opinion
[heytodd] DR DONG
[Ahriman_TCL] IF YOU CAN STILL TALK, THERE IS STILL ROOM FOR DONGS
[THE_BEAR] The Dong Museum! is that the one in Truth & Consequences, NM, the european dong museum in stuttgart or the main hub in sanfran
[Tezkaway] YES
[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL TYPE THERE IS ROOM FOR MORE DONGS
[heytodd] if the dongs are making you gag, try new cinamon toast dongs!
[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL TWITCH
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[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL BREATH
[NICK_t] HELLO
[NICK_t] EVERYONE
[BradyAngelaBrady] I think there actually are some porn museums....
[NICK_t] PLEASE DO NOT REVEAL MY LAST NAME
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[JENNY_RETARDO] REPO!
[NICK_t] (IT IS Tezkah)
[heytodd] is your last name dong?
[BradyAngelaBrady] Hey, wow, it's Repomancer
[dystopian] when i worked at the porn store we sold gags that were shaped like cocks. and the city came and made us take them down because they violated some sort of city ordinance.
[JENNY_RETARDO] what was with the No's?
[JENNY_RETARDO] are you ok?
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, which state?
[Repomancer] why yes, it would be me.
[dystopian] oh god
[NICK_t] dystopian: what city?
[THE_BEAR] DID YOU KNOW THAT MANY LATIN BATHHOUSES CONTAINED THE LATIN PHRASE "S T E N E R T N I" WHICH ROUGHLY TRANSLATES AS "AS MANY DONGS AS YOU CARE TO HUFF"?
[dystopian] no. i'm not getting sucked into the sadness
[THE_BEAR] STRANGE BUT TRUE
[dystopian] champaign
[NICK_t] illinois?
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE_BEAR YOU KNOW I DID KNOW THAT FACT
[dystopian] indeed.
[NICK_t] whoa
[NICK_t] i was right?
[NICK_t] how did i know that
[dystopian] you were.
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[BradyAngelaBrady] I was just thinking, there are like five states with no laws about that sort of thing...
[dystopian] apparently there is, like, a city law against almost all bondage paraphanelia
[Tezkah] oh yeah i basically TELECOMMUTE to that wretched state
[THE_BEAR] you dont tellecummute to a state tezkat
[JENNY_RETARDO] STOP STEALING OUR JOBS
[Tezkah] Can I have your internet number? Lawl, internet!
[THE_BEAR] you telecommute to THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] 1!!!!
[dystopian] we were unaware of those laws Angela. please do not prosecute us. the statute of limitations might not have run out yet.
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET INTERNET
[MOO-BUS] REPO!
[Tezkah] LAWL INTERNET DONGS
[THE_BEAR] internets inter!
[MOO-BUS] what happened?
[THE_BEAR] [Tezkah] LAWFUL INTERNET DONGS!
[Repomancer] I am eating food. Food is good.
[JENNY_RETARDO] INETNERINTERINETINTINETNERINTERNETINTERNETINTENRETINTERNTINTERNTINTERNETINTERNETINTERNETINTENTEINTEINTEINTEINTEITNETINETNEITNENTEINTERENETINTERNETINTERNETINTERNET
[BradyAngelaBrady] So it was a gag shaped like a dong? I would think that would be most unpleasant, to the point of suffocating....
[dystopian] I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDRES
[THE_BEAR] repo I have a doctorate in Queer Studies with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[MOO-BUS] yay food
[MOO-BUS] I should have some of that
[JENNY_RETARDO] REPO I HAVE THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] the gag would be on you, then!
[dystopian] ps--most gags sort of prevent breathing through the mouth
[Repomancer] better than a dong shaped like a gag
[BradyAngelaBrady] That Bear Theory thing really is quite humorous
[THE_BEAR] (WITH AN EMPAHSIS IN INTERNETS)
[THE_BEAR] you're telling me!
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, but wouldn't a gag with a moderately sized dong prevent breathing in general?
[dystopian] which accounts for the quebecquois' hilarious death in infintie jest
[THE_BEAR] to you it is a funny moment in time but my entire life is infused with bear theory
[THE_BEAR] ITS ALWAYS THIS FUNNY INSIDE OF ME
[MOO-BUS] awesome
[BradyAngelaBrady] Bear, how lucky you are
[MOO-BUS] I mean
[MOO-BUS] BEEP BEEP
[JENNY_RETARDO] BRADY HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO BE ON THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] I'm the luckiest bear in the whole lumberjack cam[
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN CLOSE REACH OF DONGS
[THE_BEAR] CAMP
[BradyAngelaBrady] Jenny, indeed
[JENNY_RETARDO] BECAUSE LADY
[JENNY_RETARDO] YOU NEED 'EM
[THE_BEAR] moobus! there's a problem with your uniform/paintjob/hubcaps/shoes
[Repomancer] well, you ARE a bear. The funniness comes with the territory.
[dystopian] dude. you're sucking all the fun out of cock-shaped gags
[MOO-BUS] what?!
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, haha
[THE_BEAR] IT DOESNT MATCH THE REST OF THE TEAM
[dystopian] how do you do that? i mean seriously
[MOO-BUS] :o
[BradyAngelaBrady] Very entertaining...sucking all the fun out of them...
[BradyAngelaBrady] Hilarious
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[THE_BEAR] MOO-BUS, TAKE OF THAT OLD AND BUSTED AND PUT ON YOUR NEW HOTNESS
[THE_BEAR] BECOME
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUS!
[THE_BEAR] :D
[Repomancer] become the bear bus.
[THE_BEAR] INTERNETINTERNET
[MOO_BUS] INTERNET!!!!!
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO, I think it is time you show angler Burundi just what THE 22ND CENTURY is all about
[dystopian] apparently, bears are like arabs. which is why it was okay for slagathor to get off the train (?)
[THE_BEAR] I'm no arab!
[dystopian] do you pray loudly in the subway, where most people are quiet (?) ?
[JENNY_RETARDO] OH WILL I EVER
[BradyAngelaBrady] How funny....Bear, you are just hysterically funny
[THE_BEAR] well sometimes!
[dystopian] arab strap is a good band
[THE_BEAR] my prayer goes as follows: INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[heytodd] Angela are you still here
[THE_BEAR] I louldy pray it aloud where so ever I do go!!!
[heytodd] i took a shit and you are still here.
[dystopian] Angela is never going away. she's like the raven in that poem.
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO IS THE SPIRIT OF THE 22ND CENTURY
[dystopian] the one about the raven
[THE_BEAR] SHE RIDES THE MOO_BUS TO THE TOWN
[Tezkah] http://www.flickr.com/photos/mickie/44991097/in/set-983397/
[THE_BEAR] AND THEN SHE GETS
[Tezkah] omg!
[THE_BEAR] DOWN!
[Tezkah] the government is encouraging me to slack off!
[Tezkah] YES
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, what a flattering analogy
[heytodd] angela, you are like that stain in my underpants.
[THE_BEAR] tell her the internet, jennnnnnny
[heytodd] the one that looks like poo, and is in fact poo.
[THE_BEAR] spinning jenny
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERINET
[JENNY_RETARDO] I WILL TELL YOU
[JENNY_RETARDO] SIT BACK
[dystopian] the wasabi stain or the other one?
[heytodd] it is there FOREVER
[dystopian] oh, the third stain.
[THE_BEAR] SIT BACK NOW
[JENNY_RETARDO] HERE IS A TALE OF THE INTERNET:
[THE_BEAR] !!!
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[THE_BEAR] (the internet!)
[heytodd] the stain that i have nicknamed angela.
[MOO_BUS] the motherfucking internet.
[JENNY_RETARDO] oh snap
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[heytodd] oh internet, you so crazy
[Tezkah] have you guys all seen the bunny humping the balloon
[MOO_BUS] YES!
[heytodd] and then it pops??
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[MOO_BUS] YES!
[dystopian] the bunny pops or the balloon?
[heytodd] oh bunny!
[MOO_BUS] WONK LINKED IT YESTERDAY
[heytodd] BOTH!
[MOO_BUS] IT WAS THE BEST
[THE_BEAR] ANGLEFISH PASTA, QUICK QUIZ! IS THIS A FROWN OR A MOUSTACHE! :{
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[Tezkah] http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9595/rabbithumpingballoon8fa5vu.gif
[AngelaBradyAngela] Bear, since it's you? Mustache
[THE_BEAR] YES!
[AngelaBradyAngela] And I won't say what kind
[MOO_BUS] WRONG! IT IS A SAD MAN WITH A HAIRLIP!
[MOO_BUS] HARELIP!
[THE_BEAR] A WOMAN OF DISCRETION!
[MOO_BUS] SHIT!
[MOO_BUS] BEEP BEEP!
[heytodd] A WOMAN OF
[heytodd] EXCRETION
[dystopian] that's one aggressive bunny
[MOO_BUS] poo
[THE_BEAR] I UNDERSTAND SHE WILL NEVER EXPLAIN A MOUSTACHE. THAT IS WHY THEY CALL HER ANGLEFINE NEVER-TELL BOORFIN
[heytodd] that's my angela.
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE CORRECT TERM IS MOLESTACHE
[JENNY_RETARDO] TRY AGAIN
[MOO_BUS] PS - HOTT
[dystopian] i like the picture of the dog fucking the monkey
[dystopian] that's pretty much as kinky as it gets
[heytodd] oh AIDS.
[heytodd] why did a dog have to fuck a monkey?
[heytodd] no wait
[AngelaBradyAngela] For dystopian's amusement
[dystopian] all the girl dogs his age were lesbians
[JENNY_RETARDO] ANGELA:
[THE_BEAR] THE PUNCH LINE IS BECAUSE THE MONKEY ASKED THE DOG ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE
[JENNY_RETARDO] ITNERNET:
[heytodd] TOO HOTT FOR THE INTERNET
[JENNY_RETARDO] Y/N
[Tezkah] Y
[heytodd] is anything too hot for the internet?
[JENNY_RETARDO] PART B:
[JENNY_RETARDO] DONGS:
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN YOUR MOUTH/IN YOUR MOUTH?
[THE_BEAR] SLASH HER MOUTH
[MOO_BUS] YOUR BEHIND HAS BLOOD VESSELS, AND MEMBRAAAANES
[AngelaBradyAngela] Jenny, as obsessed with dongs as you are, I fear you're the one not getting enough of them
[MOO_BUS] IN
[MOO_BUS] IT
[heytodd] what about a gay retarded man fucking a balloon?
[THE_BEAR] THERE IS AN OLD COMPUTER LEGEND
[THE_BEAR] THAT LEGEND IS: DIDO
[dystopian] you are blessed with sarah silverman's sense of anti-timing, angela
[heytodd] and then it pops?
[Ahriman_TCL] DIDO LOVES DONGS
[THE_BEAR] IT MEANS dongs in, dongs out!
[Ahriman_TCL] ALMOST AS MUCH AS ANGELA
[dystopian] yeah the bear with the balloon fetish site was awesome too
[heytodd] angela, you are getting dongs.
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[Ahriman_TCL] SO MANY DONGS, SO FEW ORIFICES
[THE_BEAR] IF YOU INPUT A DONG, THE COMPUTER WILL RETURN SOME QUANTIZED AMOUNT OF DONGS.
[heytodd] truckloads of dongs, delivered straight to your mouth.
[THE_BEAR] dammit she needed to hear that
[heytodd] BEEP BEEP BEEP that is the sound of the dong truck backing up
[heytodd] into your mouth
[THE_BEAR] becxause she is making the dong-acceptance terminal overheat, she is feeding in so many of a dong
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[JENNY_RETARDO] IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE_BEAR:
[JENNY_RETARDO] PLEASE STAND BY
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[THE_BEAR] ARGENTINA BISMARK, IF IF YOU INPUT A DONG, THE COMPUTER WILL RETURN SOME QUANTIZED AMOUNT OF DONGS.
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[THE_BEAR] CURRENTLY THE DONGS ARE ENTERING AT A RATE OF OVER 1.21 GIGIDONGS
[THE_BEAR] PER SECOND!
[JENNY_RETARDO] !
[Brady] Bear, that thing with my nickname is sort of getting less entertaining
[Brady] You know, because it's gone on and on
[THE_BEAR] so do the dongs!
[MOO_BUS] YOUR MOTHER IS LESS ENTERTAINING
[heytodd] they keep going and going and going
[MOO_BUS] AFTER I AM DONE FUCKING HER!
[THE_BEAR] you're not upholding your part of the student-teacher contract!
[Ahriman_TCL] POECHAT: COME FOR THE KICKING, STAY BECAUSE YOU LOVE THE COCK
[THE_BEAR] (internet)
[MOO_BUS] ROFLCOPTER
[Ahriman_TCL] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ANGELA
[JENNY_RETARDO] your mother does NOT, however, go on and on
[JENNY_RETARDO] two rounds and she's KAPUT
[heytodd] two rounds of dong
[THE_BEAR] limp as a noodle that has been boiled in water!
[JENNY_RETARDO] and that's a BEST
[THE_BEAR] a personal record, if you will!
[Brady] Hey, good show, you've broken the dong loop, at least a little
[THE_BEAR] your fat salty lips are keeping us up
[JENNY_RETARDO] infinite dongs
[THE_BEAR] past our bedtimes
[MOO_BUS] YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE HAVE BROKEN?
[heytodd] the begining and the terminus of the dong loop
[heytodd] is your mouth
[THE_BEAR] mama internet is going to be soooooooo peeved
[MOO_BUS] Y-O-U-R M-O-M
[MOO_BUS] SEE?
[MOO_BUS] BROKEN
[Brady] You know, I wish Rex still wrote personal things in his livejournal. He was much more entertaining than DG. Alas.
[THE_BEAR] more like wrecks!
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALAS!
[THE_BEAR] ALACK!
[Brady] That goth looking guy who loves elves and hates women wasn't terribly entertaining either
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALAS IS THE NATIVE CALL OF THE DONG, AND YOU COYLY SUGGEST YOU, MADAME, HAVE HAD ENOUGH? PISH! AND POSH!
[THE_BEAR] BALDERDASH!
[THE_BEAR] FLIM FLAM!
[MOO_BUS] PIFFLE!
[JENNY_RETARDO] POPPYCOCK
[THE_BEAR] MONACLES A-GO-GO
[JENNY_RETARDO] EMPHASIS ON THE COCK
[THE_BEAR] OH, DONGS AND BONGS
[MOO_BUS] OH THE DONGS
[MOO_BUS] FOREVER AND EVER THEY CONTINUE
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE TRAGEDY OF THE DONG
[Ahriman_TCL] KNOCK KNOCK
[THE_BEAR] OURODONG
[THE_BEAR] THE UR-DONG
[THE_BEAR] THE WORLD TREE IS NO TREE BUT RATHER A MEATY DONG
[MOO_BUS] A RIPPLING OCEAN OF TURGID BONERS
[Ahriman_TCL] WHO'S THERE
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS WHO
[JENNY_RETARDO] AN ETERNAL SPRING OF DICKS AND PRICKS
[Ahriman_TCL] I JUST TOLD YOU YOU STUPID BITCH, DONGS--NOW SHUT UP AND OPEN WIDE
[Brady] I am so glad I get to go back to work tomorrow. Between the freezing weather closing schools and bronchitis, I've been out for far too long.
[THE_BEAR] :[DONGS]
[THE_BEAR] :{[dongs]
[JENNY_RETARDO] YEAH
[JENNY_RETARDO] STUPID BITCH
[heytodd] angelina where do you work?
[JENNY_RETARDO] DONGS
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS:DONGS::DONGS:DONGS
[heytodd] AT A DONG STORE?
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[THE_BEAR] SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT MISS BRANDGLE BUT SHE NEVER EXPLAINED A MOUSTACHE
[Ahriman_TCL] THAT'S FROM THE SAT TEST ON DONGS
[Brady] Nope, not a dong store.
[THE_BEAR] I RESPECT THAT
[heytodd] you do.
[heytodd] you know you are a door-to-door dong salesman.
[heytodd] DING
[heytodd] DONG
[Brady] Oh goodness no, I wouldn't expect that to be a regularly scheduled thing
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REALLY INSPIRED BY LIFE AND JUST SAT DOWN AND PAINTED A PICTURE OF YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE EATING A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ?
[Brady] Jenny, I'm not terribly artistic.
[Tezkah] BRADY
[JENNY_RETARDO] IT REALLY COMES FROM THE HEART, THESE THINGS
[Tezkah] FUCK ME
[Tezkah] RIGHT NOW
[Tezkah] IN THE BUTT
[Tezkah] (MY BOXERS ARE ON BACKWARDS)
[heytodd] with a dong?
[Tezkah] DONG SHAPED GAG
[Tezkah] PLZ
[THE_BEAR] ITS A CONVIENENT DRESSING DECISION
[THE_BEAR] FUNCTIONAL
[THE_BEAR] YES
[heytodd] its an everyday attitude.
[THE_BEAR] BOLD
[Tezkah] AND STYLISH TOO
[THE_BEAR] AND A BIT MYSTERIOUS
[heytodd] i just heard kriss cross on the radio yesterday.
[MOO_BUS] COQUETTISH, IS THE WORD, I BELIEVE
[heytodd] they were rapping about wearing their pants backwards/
[THE_BEAR] DONGERFUL
[heytodd] also, about jumping.
[MOO_BUS] (jump jump, everybody jump)
[heytodd] yes.
[Tezkah] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
[THE_BEAR] NOW IT IS TIME FOR BED
[Tezkah] LIKE THEY WERE TOUCHING DONGS UP THERE!
[heytodd] AIR DONGS!
[Brady] Bear, ah, too bad.
[MOO_BUS] GOODNIGHT, LITTLE BEAR
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO, I TRUST YOU CAN LOOK AFTER OUR WARD, BRAFGNBGLAEBRADHATY
[THE_BEAR] JUST DONT ASK HER TO EXPLAIN A MOUSTACHE
[THE_BEAR] BECAUSE SHE WILL REFUSE TO DO SO
[JENNY_RETARDO] yes
[THE_BEAR] AND YOU WILL HAVE WASTED YOUR WORD!
[JENNY_RETARDO] i will
[JENNY_RETARDO] with the power
[JENNY_RETARDO] of
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
[Brady] Bear, it is too bad about your sleep needs. You are most entertaining.
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
[MOO_BUS] I
[Tezkah] hahahaha
[MOO_BUS] N
[heytodd] Angela do you sleep on a bed of dongs?
[MOO_BUS] T
[MOO_BUS] E
[Tezkah] ygurts made the best post ever
[MOO_BUS] R
[MOO_BUS] N
[MOO_BUS] E
[MOO_BUS] T
[THE_BEAR] AND NOW I AM OFF!
[Tezkah] http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1001067937
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[Jenigma] someone say my name?
[mobiustrip] JENHUGME
[Jenigma] ok thanks guys
[Xiphias] what
[heytodd] where
[Xiphias] Jenigma
[Xiphias] jenigger
[Jenigma] yes!
[Xiphias] jenigamama
[Jenigma] it works :D
[Jenigma] thank you
[Xiphias] these are all words you should flash on
[Xiphias] also jen
[Xiphias] jenny
[Jenigma] yes Xiphias>
[Xiphias] jenny retardo, the spirit of the twenty-first century
[Xiphias] if athodyd was in here
[Xiphias] he would get that joke
[Xiphias] *sigh*
[mobiustrip] ((xiphians))
*** Jenigma is now known as Jenny_Quantum
[Jenny_Quantum] i don't really get it but i'll pretend i do
[Jenny_Quantum] LOL!
*** Jenny_Quantum is now known as Jenigma
[mobiustrip] (Jenigma)
[Xiphias] you get it well enough
[Jenigma] i googled it Xiphias
[Xiphias] in that there is a comic book character named jenny quantum, and her title is spirit of the twenty-first century
[Xiphias] her heir was a sassy sluttly british woman named jenny sparks who was the spirit of the 20th century
[Xiphias] her predecessor even
[Jenigma] her heir is a sassy slutty american woman named jenny retardo who is the spirit of the 22nd century
[Xiphias] YES
[Xiphias] see they both had electricity related powers, represenative of the spirit of that century
[Xiphias] you will have the power of retarded
[Xiphias] because the 22nd century will be dumb
[Repomancer] no
[Xiphias] no?
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[Xiphias] uh
[Xiphias] that's not encouraging
[Jenigma] hooray!
[Jenigma] retardo power!
[Jenigma] i guess it would be the power of the INTERNET
[Jenigma] oh
[Xiphias] YES
[Jenigma] what happened to repo
[Jenigma] :(
[mobiustrip] :(
[Xiphias] if it makes you feel better, you will have magestic-class levels of retard power
[Jenigma] Xiphias if i am representing the internet that's about what i would expect
[Xiphias] it will be your purpose in life to get humanity through the 22nd century
[mobiustrip] jen
[mobiustrip] can I be a super retard too?
[Jenigma] i will not take my retardo powers lightly
[Jenigma] mobius YES
[Xiphias] part of The Retard Authority
[heytodd] Jenigma, you will have to be an EXCELLENT DRIVER.
[mobiustrip] yay!
[Xiphias] my retardo hero name will be The Bear
[Jenigma] super hero name: slomobius? mongobius?
[mobiustrip] MOO-BUS
[Jenigma] !
[Xiphias] YES']
[Jenigma] MOO-BUS!
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[Jenigma] oh my god guys the future is not ready for us
*** Jenigma is now known as JENNY_RETARDO
[MOO-BUS] it really isn't
[MOO-BUS] beep beep
[Xiphias] /nick TheBear
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[JENNY_RETARDO] you can double as a hero and our transportation
[TheBear] reatdo powers
[TheBear] AYAY
[JENNY_RETARDO] RETARDO POWERS ACTIVATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[TheBear] I got a doctorate in Queer Studies with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[TheBear] INTERNET INTERNETNETE
[TheBear] INTERNET!
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[TheBearTheory] !
[JENNY_RETARDO] I GOT A DEGREE IN HOMPHGLDMOPMHGOMPH
[MOO-BUS] INTERNEEEEET BEEP
[heytodd] man that reminds me i have not read jerkcity in a while
[heytodd] are they still talking about gay and gay things and also things that are gay
[heytodd] gay corn dogs well then i guess the answer is yes.
[TheBearTheory] I wonder what my neighbors think when they hear me laughing in the dark
[TheBearTheory] and there are no other sounds at all
[heytodd] i am wearing a shirt that is too big for me. should i get a bigger shirt or grow?
[JENNY_RETARDO] YOU SHOULD RUN NEXT DOOR AND LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE THE BEAR: RETARDO SUPERHERO OF THE 22ND CENTURY
[JENNY_RETARDO] and then just scream INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[heytodd] yes. they will understand.
[JENNY_RETARDO] THEY WILL TOTALLY HAVE YOUR BACK
[TheBearTheory] YES
[dystopian] that almost never works out as well as it sounds like it should
[heytodd] or your front.
[TheBearTheory] ALL GOOD CITIZENS ANSWER THE CALL OF THE INTERNET
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[TheBearTheory] internet internet internet internet internet
[Boss_P] !!!
[TheBearTheory] INTERNET
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internetINTERNET internet
[heytodd] Angela brady?
[TheBear] it would be great if oh shit I forgot what I was going to say
[heytodd] which forum are you obsessed with, again?
[heytodd] i forget.
[Boss_P] Dragonguyver
[Angela_Brady] Hey, wow, it's Ahriman the Creepy Lurker....
[dystopian] dragonguyver
[heytodd] oh yes.
[Ahriman_TCL] yes
[Angela_Brady] AND yrmom
[dystopian] it's the only poster who manages to make guyver appear sympathetic
[Angela_Brady] Nifty
[TheBearTheory] DONT FORGET THE BEAR, LITTLE MISSY
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[JENNY_RETARDO] don't forget JENNY RETARDO (INTERNET AVENGER)
[Angela_Brady] Guyver appear sympathetic?
[TheBear] and never forget
[TheBear] the internet!
[TheBear] (internet internet internet)
[dystopian] in comparison. to some of his detractors.
[Angela_Brady] AS I recall, I was trying to get you yammering fools to actually take legal action instead of whining about it
[heytodd] angela, you should text LUV to 6 69 69.
[heytodd] that totally works.
[TheBear] Angela YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR INTERNET JUSTICE ON THE INTERNET
[dystopian] qed
[Angela_Brady] yawn
[Angela_Brady] Ah well.
[TheBear] BECAUSE THE RETARDO SUPERHEROS OF THE 22ND CENTURY ARE HERE!
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[JENNY_RETARDO] !
[TheBear] RETARDO POWERS ACTIVATE!
[Ahriman_TCL] we would rather watch the world go down in flames while we watch from our window seats
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN THE FORM OF
[shit_tornado] SHIVER
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[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNETS
[Ahriman_TCL] nero had the right idea
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, that makes sense....
[TheBear] FORM OF
[TheBear] AN INTERNETS!
[capn_j] HOMOSEXUALSMS
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, you have to be fiddling while it burns
[Ahriman_TCL] besides, legal action takes work, and work is dumb
[heytodd] ALL of the internets??
[TheBear] INTERNETS!
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela WHAT INTERNET JUSTICE DO YOU SEEK AS WE ARE AVENGERS OF THE INTERNET (INTERNET)
[TheBear] I'LL FORM THE LEGS!
[dystopian] she's right ahriman. you left your analogy entirely too vague
[heytodd] can i be at least a pinky
[capn_j] this is a wonderful thing to blunder into
[TheBear] what if he is masturbating to the flames
[TheBear] HI CAPN
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[Angela_Brady] That works, since I figure that's what most of you do while watching things burn
[Ahriman_TCL] I always figured Nero was probably too busy raping and/or gelding slave boys to get around to fiddling
[dystopian] oy vey
[THE_BEAR] do you like our matching uniforms jenny retardoood
[JENNY_RETARDO] WELL CAPN WE CAN'T ALL BE RETARDO-INTERNET SUPERHEROS NOW CAN WE
[THE_BEAR] Angela DO YOU WANT AN INTERNET JUSTICE ADVENTURE OR NOT
[dystopian] getting his horse made into a senator took time too
[JENNY_RETARDO] YES
[Angela_Brady] Ahriman, well, he didn't actually fiddle, but that's the sort of common interpretation
[capn_j] bear am I ready for The Bear Experience?
[Ahriman_TCL] that was caligula
[capn_j] I thought Nero just dressed up like a delicate princess and made statues and killed people
[capn_j] also made his horse a consul
[Ahriman_TCL] caligula would have been too busy screwing his sisters to fiddle
[THE_BEAR] THE REAL QUESTION IS: IS THE BEAR EXPERIENCE IS READY FOR YOU!
[capn_j] Did Nero fuck his sister or kill his mother? I need to re-read Tacitus I think
[THE_BEAR] Angela we take justice very seriously in the 22nd century.
[dystopian] the things she asked at the end of the day/caligula would have blushed
[Ahriman_TCL] wait, they both elevated horses to elected office?
[dystopian] yeah
[Ahriman_TCL] awesome
[THE_BEAR] oh lord this is all misinformed
[capn_j] No dude, only one of them did the horse thing
[capn_j] and he didn't even succeed, he just threatened to do it
[dystopian] wait i thought they both did it
[capn_j] but I cna't remeber because I am pretty drunk
[THE_BEAR] Angela_Brady, JUSTICE? Y[] N[]
[Ahriman_TCL] well that's no fun
[capn_j] hell I don't know
[Angela_Brady] Booze, that explains a lot
[capn_j] it was pretty fun to read about
[Ahriman_TCL] I thought caligula did put his horse in the senate
[dystopian] i know catherine the great had other plans for her horse
[capn_j] hehehehh
[Angela_Brady] Though, I'd think you'd be more mellow...unless you're posting around noon, hungover
[capn_j] I've been drinking steadily since about three
[THE_BEAR] jenny I think she is under the influence of a blindness ray
[Angela_Brady] Lord, no history majors here I see...
[THE_BEAR] what should I do?
[capn_j] Angela WHAT
[THE_BEAR] ANGLE BRADY SEEMS TO BE EXISTING SEVERAL MINUTES IN THE PAST
[THE_BEAR] THERE MAY BE A WAY TO BRING HER TO THE FUTURE PRESENT
[capn_j] CURE HER WITH THE BEAR EXPERIENCE
[THE_BEAR] the bear
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE RETARDOS ARE ON THE CASE
[THE_BEAR] experience
[THE_BEAR] ?
[THE_BEAR] THE BEAR EXPERIENCE!
[JENNY_RETARDO] WHETHER YOU WANT US TO BE OR NOT
[THE_BEAR] UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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[THE_BEAR] I THINK IF IXED HER
[Ahriman_TCL] HOORAY
[dystopian] ahah
[capn_j] :-D
[JENNY_RETARDO] BREATHING A LITTLE TOO CLOSELY
[THE_BEAR] she got four times the internet
[capn_j] i totally typed that one out with the - and everything
[JENNY_RETARDO] LINGERING A BIT TOO LONG
[capn_j] becacuse I am care
[capn_j] ful
[JENNY_RETARDO] IS OUR SCENT OF JUSTICE
[Ahriman_TCL] who the hell is Angela brady again
[THE_BEAR] at that rate she should be in the present in no time!
[dystopian] some schmuck who can't even make fun of dragon guyver right
[Boss_P] she wanted to lock DG up
[THE_BEAR] THE MUSKY SCENT OF THE BEAR'S JUSTICE!
[dystopian] everyone else is pointing and laughing at the trainwreck
[capn_j] oh ghod
[dystopian] and she's like trying to organize a posse
[THE_BEAR] IT HANGS LIKE A THICK OIL, NOW
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[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET?
[heytodd] wasn't that months ago, anyway?
[heytodd] she is persistent.
[dystopian] i dunno. i think so
[THE_BEAR] INERT NET?!! :(
[dystopian] i can't keep guyvermoultonrexfear straight
[heytodd] ha, yeah.
[THE_BEAR] angel braids are you in the present yet
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[dystopian] though none of them compare to binro
[JENNY_RETARDO] ARE YOU INTO
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] brandy anglina we are trying to help
[BradyAngelaBrady] Angel braids, that's cute
[THE_BEAR] but we need yo u to heklp yourself
[heytodd] help yourself to my fat cock, angela.
[THE_BEAR] oh my
[heytodd] that is terrible.
[THE_BEAR] internet!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Goodness....
[heytodd] that is a terrible thing to say on the internet.
[MOO-BUS] I LOVE YOU
[THE_BEAR] even worse to say to solomon grundy's angelhair, here
[MOO-BUS] ALL OF YOU
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUS!
[MOO-BUS] FUCKHEADS
[MOO-BUS] LOVE
[THE_BEAR] PUT ON YOUR NEW UNIFORM
[Boss_P] so are you here to organise a posse angela
[MOO-BUS] YES SIR MA'AM
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUSS THAT IS OUR MOTTO!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Nah
[THE_BEAR] LOVE AND INTERNETS!
[BradyAngelaBrady] I don't have a vested interest.
[BradyAngelaBrady] It's an entertainment thing really.
[THE_BEAR] we dont need a posse
[MOO-BUS] ALL RIGHT!
[dystopian] how about a sit-in? you should at least try to organize a sit-in of some kind
[THE_BEAR] we have the INTERNET SQUAD
[Ahriman_TCL] what do vests have to do with anything
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE)
[dystopian] vests are awesome. i'm wearing a sweater vest right now.
[THE_BEAR] ;BULBEFD
[Ahriman_TCL] are you talking about leather biker vests
[THE_BEAR] moobus! /nick MOO_BUS!
[BradyAngelaBrady] The forums are rather entertaining....this chat is as well....
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) AIDS INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) RAPE INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE) INTERNET (LOVE)
[dystopian] mmm leather
[Ahriman_TCL] with manly chest hair and assless chaps
[Ahriman_TCL] because that could get really gay
[shit_tornado] mooop
[THE_BEAR] very very manly and very very assless
[JENNY_RETARDO] MOO_BUS HURRY
[JENNY_RETARDO] TEAM INTERNET RETARDO ASSEMBLE
[Ahriman_TCL] and i'm not drunk enough to be that gay
[heytodd] i am!
[THE_BEAR] IF YOU DONT match us RIGHT HOW WILL THEY GET THE COVER OF OUR ROCK ALBUM RIGHT
[JENNY_RETARDO] HURRY BEFORE AHRIMAN LICKS ANY MORE DONGS
[THE_BEAR] or before he stops!
[THE_BEAR] (unf)
[THE_BEAR] (internet)
[JENNY_RETARDO] WE MUST PREVENT HIM FROM CHANGING ANY PACE OF DONGLICKING
[JENNY_RETARDO] OR ELSE CHAOS
[THE_BEAR] what we are looking for is esentially a null dong momentum
[THE_BEAR] for ahriman
[heytodd] i will volunteer my dong.
[THE_BEAR] make that a null dong acceleration and you will have yourself a deal!
[heytodd] wait no.
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALSO THE RATE OF PECKER CHECKING MUST BE STEADILY INCREASING
[heytodd] no i won't.
[THE_BEAR] ahriman has a cunning tounge, tod
[Ahriman_TCL] I AM A CUNNING LINGUIST
[JENNY_RETARDO] WHILE THE RATE OF TURD BURGLARIZING SEES A STEADY DECLINE
[THE_BEAR] yes please present all peckers for checking!
[heytodd] that is why i rescinded my offer.
[BradyAngelaBrady] Why does this all make me suddenly want to go to a museum...
[THE_BEAR] you will not be able to board the MOO_BUS before your pecker has been checked and double checked
[Ahriman_TCL] BECAUSE MUSEUMS HAVE DONGS
[THE_BEAR] because you crave knowledge!
[dystopian] do you have a livejournal angela?
[THE_BEAR] dongs and knowledge!
[THE_BEAR] that is the second line of our motto!
[Ahriman_TCL] OR COCKIUS SPLURTICUS, AS THEY ARE KNOWN IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY
[heytodd] dong museum!
[BradyAngelaBrady] It is the weirdest thing....all of a sudden, I decided I wanted to go to the Dallas Museum of Art....so odd
[THE_BEAR] LOVE AND INTERNETS! DONGS AND KNOWLEDGE!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Dys, nope
[heytodd] here we see some dinosaur dongs
[THE_BEAR] big old dongs!
[dystopian] that's the world's loss
[BradyAngelaBrady] I thought about starting a livejournal, but thought it would be embarassing to read my own whining
[heytodd] over ther, cro magnum man is trying to start a fire
[heytodd] with dongs
[heytodd] is it cro magnum or oh nevermind
[JENNY_RETARDO] GO TOGETHER LIKE A THONG AND BALL EDGE
[dystopian] you should start one. i can tell you have a lot of special things to say.
[THE_BEAR] isntead of whining you should write about dongs!
[THE_BEAR] there's a lot to be written on the subject of dongs, angelhair burgundy
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, eh, I doubt it would be entertaining enough to be featured on PoE, so why bother?
[THE_BEAR] we have jsut barely begun to scratch the surface of the dong
[heytodd] angela, write an entry about the time you found out how many dongs you could fit in your mouth!
[JENNY_RETARDO] there really is a lot of dong information out there to be explored
[JENNY_RETARDO] on the internet
[BradyAngelaBrady] Wow, a group sex joke, hilarious.
[heytodd] i know!
[Ahriman_TCL] not hilarious
[JENNY_RETARDO] deep, careful dong scrutinizing
[Ahriman_TCL] HOT
[THE_BEAR] Did you know I have a doctorate in Queer Studies, BradyAngelaBradyAngelaBradyAngela? I studied with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, you are so funny
[THE_BEAR] (internet internet)
[heytodd] man i know. it is because i have a dong.
[BradyAngelaBrady] Bear Theory? That's fantastic
[Ahriman_TCL] HOT LIKE THE HEAT YOU ONLY GET FROM A BUNDLE OF DONGS CRAMMED INTO AN OPEN MOUTH
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, how lucky you are
[JENNY_RETARDO] I N T E R T 3 N
[heytodd] lucky enough to have a dong!
[BradyAngelaBrady] Ahriman, drunk enough I see
[heytodd] angela, would you like to see it?
[THE_BEAR] barfly atilla it is nto really group sex so much as it is a 3-stooges like scenario in which a bunch of dongs try to fit through a door at once and get stuck
[THE_BEAR] only the door is your mouth
[heytodd] it is in the museum
[heytodd] the dong museum.
[Ahriman_TCL] LESS TALK
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela I REALLY AND TRULY FEEL THAT YOU ARE IN NEED OF A DONG
[BradyAngelaBrady] heytodd, nah, I'll pass
[heytodd] which just happens to be...
[heytodd] IN YOUR MOUTH.
[Ahriman_TCL] MORE DONGS IN YOUR MOUTH
[JENNY_RETARDO] this is my PROFESSIONAL dong opinion
[heytodd] DR DONG
[Ahriman_TCL] IF YOU CAN STILL TALK, THERE IS STILL ROOM FOR DONGS
[THE_BEAR] The Dong Museum! is that the one in Truth & Consequences, NM, the european dong museum in stuttgart or the main hub in sanfran
[Tezkaway] YES
[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL TYPE THERE IS ROOM FOR MORE DONGS
[heytodd] if the dongs are making you gag, try new cinamon toast dongs!
[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL TWITCH
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[JENNY_RETARDO] IF YOU CAN STILL BREATH
[NICK_t] HELLO
[NICK_t] EVERYONE
[BradyAngelaBrady] I think there actually are some porn museums....
[NICK_t] PLEASE DO NOT REVEAL MY LAST NAME
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[JENNY_RETARDO] REPO!
[NICK_t] (IT IS Tezkah)
[heytodd] is your last name dong?
[BradyAngelaBrady] Hey, wow, it's Repomancer
[dystopian] when i worked at the porn store we sold gags that were shaped like cocks. and the city came and made us take them down because they violated some sort of city ordinance.
[JENNY_RETARDO] what was with the No's?
[JENNY_RETARDO] are you ok?
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, which state?
[Repomancer] why yes, it would be me.
[dystopian] oh god
[NICK_t] dystopian: what city?
[THE_BEAR] DID YOU KNOW THAT MANY LATIN BATHHOUSES CONTAINED THE LATIN PHRASE "S T E N E R T N I" WHICH ROUGHLY TRANSLATES AS "AS MANY DONGS AS YOU CARE TO HUFF"?
[dystopian] no. i'm not getting sucked into the sadness
[THE_BEAR] STRANGE BUT TRUE
[dystopian] champaign
[NICK_t] illinois?
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE_BEAR YOU KNOW I DID KNOW THAT FACT
[dystopian] indeed.
[NICK_t] whoa
[NICK_t] i was right?
[NICK_t] how did i know that
[dystopian] you were.
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[BradyAngelaBrady] I was just thinking, there are like five states with no laws about that sort of thing...
[dystopian] apparently there is, like, a city law against almost all bondage paraphanelia
[Tezkah] oh yeah i basically TELECOMMUTE to that wretched state
[THE_BEAR] you dont tellecummute to a state tezkat
[JENNY_RETARDO] STOP STEALING OUR JOBS
[Tezkah] Can I have your internet number? Lawl, internet!
[THE_BEAR] you telecommute to THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] 1!!!!
[dystopian] we were unaware of those laws Angela. please do not prosecute us. the statute of limitations might not have run out yet.
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNET INTERNET
[MOO-BUS] REPO!
[Tezkah] LAWL INTERNET DONGS
[THE_BEAR] internets inter!
[MOO-BUS] what happened?
[THE_BEAR] [Tezkah] LAWFUL INTERNET DONGS!
[Repomancer] I am eating food. Food is good.
[JENNY_RETARDO] INETNERINTERINETINTINETNERINTERNETINTERNETINTENRETINTERNTINTERNTINTERNETINTERNETINTERNETINTENTEINTEINTEINTEINTEITNETINETNEITNENTEINTERENETINTERNETINTERNETINTERNET
[BradyAngelaBrady] So it was a gag shaped like a dong? I would think that would be most unpleasant, to the point of suffocating....
[dystopian] I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDRES
[THE_BEAR] repo I have a doctorate in Queer Studies with an emphasis in Bear Theory!
[MOO-BUS] yay food
[MOO-BUS] I should have some of that
[JENNY_RETARDO] REPO I HAVE THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] the gag would be on you, then!
[dystopian] ps--most gags sort of prevent breathing through the mouth
[Repomancer] better than a dong shaped like a gag
[BradyAngelaBrady] That Bear Theory thing really is quite humorous
[THE_BEAR] (WITH AN EMPAHSIS IN INTERNETS)
[THE_BEAR] you're telling me!
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, but wouldn't a gag with a moderately sized dong prevent breathing in general?
[dystopian] which accounts for the quebecquois' hilarious death in infintie jest
[THE_BEAR] to you it is a funny moment in time but my entire life is infused with bear theory
[THE_BEAR] ITS ALWAYS THIS FUNNY INSIDE OF ME
[MOO-BUS] awesome
[BradyAngelaBrady] Bear, how lucky you are
[MOO-BUS] I mean
[MOO-BUS] BEEP BEEP
[JENNY_RETARDO] BRADY HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO BE ON THE INTERNET
[THE_BEAR] I'm the luckiest bear in the whole lumberjack cam[
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN CLOSE REACH OF DONGS
[THE_BEAR] CAMP
[BradyAngelaBrady] Jenny, indeed
[JENNY_RETARDO] BECAUSE LADY
[JENNY_RETARDO] YOU NEED 'EM
[THE_BEAR] moobus! there's a problem with your uniform/paintjob/hubcaps/shoes
[Repomancer] well, you ARE a bear. The funniness comes with the territory.
[dystopian] dude. you're sucking all the fun out of cock-shaped gags
[MOO-BUS] what?!
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, haha
[THE_BEAR] IT DOESNT MATCH THE REST OF THE TEAM
[dystopian] how do you do that? i mean seriously
[MOO-BUS] :o
[BradyAngelaBrady] Very entertaining...sucking all the fun out of them...
[BradyAngelaBrady] Hilarious
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[THE_BEAR] MOO-BUS, TAKE OF THAT OLD AND BUSTED AND PUT ON YOUR NEW HOTNESS
[THE_BEAR] BECOME
[THE_BEAR] MOO_BUS!
[THE_BEAR] :D
[Repomancer] become the bear bus.
[THE_BEAR] INTERNETINTERNET
[MOO_BUS] INTERNET!!!!!
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO, I think it is time you show angler Burundi just what THE 22ND CENTURY is all about
[dystopian] apparently, bears are like arabs. which is why it was okay for slagathor to get off the train (?)
[THE_BEAR] I'm no arab!
[dystopian] do you pray loudly in the subway, where most people are quiet (?) ?
[JENNY_RETARDO] OH WILL I EVER
[BradyAngelaBrady] How funny....Bear, you are just hysterically funny
[THE_BEAR] well sometimes!
[dystopian] arab strap is a good band
[THE_BEAR] my prayer goes as follows: INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET INTERNET
[heytodd] Angela are you still here
[THE_BEAR] I louldy pray it aloud where so ever I do go!!!
[heytodd] i took a shit and you are still here.
[dystopian] Angela is never going away. she's like the raven in that poem.
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO IS THE SPIRIT OF THE 22ND CENTURY
[dystopian] the one about the raven
[THE_BEAR] SHE RIDES THE MOO_BUS TO THE TOWN
[Tezkah] http://www.flickr.com/photos/mickie/44991097/in/set-983397/
[THE_BEAR] AND THEN SHE GETS
[Tezkah] omg!
[THE_BEAR] DOWN!
[Tezkah] the government is encouraging me to slack off!
[Tezkah] YES
[BradyAngelaBrady] dystopian, what a flattering analogy
[heytodd] angela, you are like that stain in my underpants.
[THE_BEAR] tell her the internet, jennnnnnny
[heytodd] the one that looks like poo, and is in fact poo.
[THE_BEAR] spinning jenny
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERINET
[JENNY_RETARDO] I WILL TELL YOU
[JENNY_RETARDO] SIT BACK
[dystopian] the wasabi stain or the other one?
[heytodd] it is there FOREVER
[dystopian] oh, the third stain.
[THE_BEAR] SIT BACK NOW
[JENNY_RETARDO] HERE IS A TALE OF THE INTERNET:
[THE_BEAR] !!!
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[THE_BEAR] (the internet!)
[heytodd] the stain that i have nicknamed angela.
[MOO_BUS] the motherfucking internet.
[JENNY_RETARDO] oh snap
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[heytodd] oh internet, you so crazy
[Tezkah] have you guys all seen the bunny humping the balloon
[MOO_BUS] YES!
[heytodd] and then it pops??
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[MOO_BUS] YES!
[dystopian] the bunny pops or the balloon?
[heytodd] oh bunny!
[MOO_BUS] WONK LINKED IT YESTERDAY
[heytodd] BOTH!
[MOO_BUS] IT WAS THE BEST
[THE_BEAR] ANGLEFISH PASTA, QUICK QUIZ! IS THIS A FROWN OR A MOUSTACHE! :{
[JENNY_RETARDO] INTERNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[Tezkah] http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9595/rabbithumpingballoon8fa5vu.gif
[AngelaBradyAngela] Bear, since it's you? Mustache
[THE_BEAR] YES!
[AngelaBradyAngela] And I won't say what kind
[MOO_BUS] WRONG! IT IS A SAD MAN WITH A HAIRLIP!
[MOO_BUS] HARELIP!
[THE_BEAR] A WOMAN OF DISCRETION!
[MOO_BUS] SHIT!
[MOO_BUS] BEEP BEEP!
[heytodd] A WOMAN OF
[heytodd] EXCRETION
[dystopian] that's one aggressive bunny
[MOO_BUS] poo
[THE_BEAR] I UNDERSTAND SHE WILL NEVER EXPLAIN A MOUSTACHE. THAT IS WHY THEY CALL HER ANGLEFINE NEVER-TELL BOORFIN
[heytodd] that's my angela.
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE CORRECT TERM IS MOLESTACHE
[JENNY_RETARDO] TRY AGAIN
[MOO_BUS] PS - HOTT
[dystopian] i like the picture of the dog fucking the monkey
[dystopian] that's pretty much as kinky as it gets
[heytodd] oh AIDS.
[heytodd] why did a dog have to fuck a monkey?
[heytodd] no wait
[AngelaBradyAngela] For dystopian's amusement
[dystopian] all the girl dogs his age were lesbians
[JENNY_RETARDO] ANGELA:
[THE_BEAR] THE PUNCH LINE IS BECAUSE THE MONKEY ASKED THE DOG ABOUT THE MOUSTACHE
[JENNY_RETARDO] ITNERNET:
[heytodd] TOO HOTT FOR THE INTERNET
[JENNY_RETARDO] Y/N
[Tezkah] Y
[heytodd] is anything too hot for the internet?
[JENNY_RETARDO] PART B:
[JENNY_RETARDO] DONGS:
[JENNY_RETARDO] IN YOUR MOUTH/IN YOUR MOUTH?
[THE_BEAR] SLASH HER MOUTH
[MOO_BUS] YOUR BEHIND HAS BLOOD VESSELS, AND MEMBRAAAANES
[AngelaBradyAngela] Jenny, as obsessed with dongs as you are, I fear you're the one not getting enough of them
[MOO_BUS] IN
[MOO_BUS] IT
[heytodd] what about a gay retarded man fucking a balloon?
[THE_BEAR] THERE IS AN OLD COMPUTER LEGEND
[THE_BEAR] THAT LEGEND IS: DIDO
[dystopian] you are blessed with sarah silverman's sense of anti-timing, angela
[heytodd] and then it pops?
[Ahriman_TCL] DIDO LOVES DONGS
[THE_BEAR] IT MEANS dongs in, dongs out!
[Ahriman_TCL] ALMOST AS MUCH AS ANGELA
[dystopian] yeah the bear with the balloon fetish site was awesome too
[heytodd] angela, you are getting dongs.
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[Ahriman_TCL] SO MANY DONGS, SO FEW ORIFICES
[THE_BEAR] IF YOU INPUT A DONG, THE COMPUTER WILL RETURN SOME QUANTIZED AMOUNT OF DONGS.
[heytodd] truckloads of dongs, delivered straight to your mouth.
[THE_BEAR] dammit she needed to hear that
[heytodd] BEEP BEEP BEEP that is the sound of the dong truck backing up
[heytodd] into your mouth
[THE_BEAR] becxause she is making the dong-acceptance terminal overheat, she is feeding in so many of a dong
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[JENNY_RETARDO] IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE_BEAR:
[JENNY_RETARDO] PLEASE STAND BY
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[THE_BEAR] ARGENTINA BISMARK, IF IF YOU INPUT A DONG, THE COMPUTER WILL RETURN SOME QUANTIZED AMOUNT OF DONGS.
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[THE_BEAR] CURRENTLY THE DONGS ARE ENTERING AT A RATE OF OVER 1.21 GIGIDONGS
[THE_BEAR] PER SECOND!
[JENNY_RETARDO] !
[Brady] Bear, that thing with my nickname is sort of getting less entertaining
[Brady] You know, because it's gone on and on
[THE_BEAR] so do the dongs!
[MOO_BUS] YOUR MOTHER IS LESS ENTERTAINING
[heytodd] they keep going and going and going
[MOO_BUS] AFTER I AM DONE FUCKING HER!
[THE_BEAR] you're not upholding your part of the student-teacher contract!
[Ahriman_TCL] POECHAT: COME FOR THE KICKING, STAY BECAUSE YOU LOVE THE COCK
[THE_BEAR] (internet)
[MOO_BUS] ROFLCOPTER
[Ahriman_TCL] YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, ANGELA
[JENNY_RETARDO] your mother does NOT, however, go on and on
[JENNY_RETARDO] two rounds and she's KAPUT
[heytodd] two rounds of dong
[THE_BEAR] limp as a noodle that has been boiled in water!
[JENNY_RETARDO] and that's a BEST
[THE_BEAR] a personal record, if you will!
[Brady] Hey, good show, you've broken the dong loop, at least a little
[THE_BEAR] your fat salty lips are keeping us up
[JENNY_RETARDO] infinite dongs
[THE_BEAR] past our bedtimes
[MOO_BUS] YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WE HAVE BROKEN?
[heytodd] the begining and the terminus of the dong loop
[heytodd] is your mouth
[THE_BEAR] mama internet is going to be soooooooo peeved
[MOO_BUS] Y-O-U-R M-O-M
[MOO_BUS] SEE?
[MOO_BUS] BROKEN
[Brady] You know, I wish Rex still wrote personal things in his livejournal. He was much more entertaining than DG. Alas.
[THE_BEAR] more like wrecks!
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALAS!
[THE_BEAR] ALACK!
[Brady] That goth looking guy who loves elves and hates women wasn't terribly entertaining either
[JENNY_RETARDO] ALAS IS THE NATIVE CALL OF THE DONG, AND YOU COYLY SUGGEST YOU, MADAME, HAVE HAD ENOUGH? PISH! AND POSH!
[THE_BEAR] BALDERDASH!
[THE_BEAR] FLIM FLAM!
[MOO_BUS] PIFFLE!
[JENNY_RETARDO] POPPYCOCK
[THE_BEAR] MONACLES A-GO-GO
[JENNY_RETARDO] EMPHASIS ON THE COCK
[THE_BEAR] OH, DONGS AND BONGS
[MOO_BUS] OH THE DONGS
[MOO_BUS] FOREVER AND EVER THEY CONTINUE
[JENNY_RETARDO] THE TRAGEDY OF THE DONG
[Ahriman_TCL] KNOCK KNOCK
[THE_BEAR] OURODONG
[THE_BEAR] THE UR-DONG
[THE_BEAR] THE WORLD TREE IS NO TREE BUT RATHER A MEATY DONG
[MOO_BUS] A RIPPLING OCEAN OF TURGID BONERS
[Ahriman_TCL] WHO'S THERE
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS WHO
[JENNY_RETARDO] AN ETERNAL SPRING OF DICKS AND PRICKS
[Ahriman_TCL] I JUST TOLD YOU YOU STUPID BITCH, DONGS--NOW SHUT UP AND OPEN WIDE
[Brady] I am so glad I get to go back to work tomorrow. Between the freezing weather closing schools and bronchitis, I've been out for far too long.
[THE_BEAR] :[DONGS]
[THE_BEAR] :{[dongs]
[JENNY_RETARDO] YEAH
[JENNY_RETARDO] STUPID BITCH
[heytodd] angelina where do you work?
[JENNY_RETARDO] DONGS
[Ahriman_TCL] DONGS:DONGS::DONGS:DONGS
[heytodd] AT A DONG STORE?
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[THE_BEAR] SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT MISS BRANDGLE BUT SHE NEVER EXPLAINED A MOUSTACHE
[Ahriman_TCL] THAT'S FROM THE SAT TEST ON DONGS
[Brady] Nope, not a dong store.
[THE_BEAR] I RESPECT THAT
[heytodd] you do.
[heytodd] you know you are a door-to-door dong salesman.
[heytodd] DING
[heytodd] DONG
[Brady] Oh goodness no, I wouldn't expect that to be a regularly scheduled thing
[JENNY_RETARDO] Angela HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN REALLY INSPIRED BY LIFE AND JUST SAT DOWN AND PAINTED A PICTURE OF YOUR FAT FUCKING FACE EATING A WHOLE GALLON OF JIZZ?
[Brady] Jenny, I'm not terribly artistic.
[Tezkah] BRADY
[JENNY_RETARDO] IT REALLY COMES FROM THE HEART, THESE THINGS
[Tezkah] FUCK ME
[Tezkah] RIGHT NOW
[Tezkah] IN THE BUTT
[Tezkah] (MY BOXERS ARE ON BACKWARDS)
[heytodd] with a dong?
[Tezkah] DONG SHAPED GAG
[Tezkah] PLZ
[THE_BEAR] ITS A CONVIENENT DRESSING DECISION
[THE_BEAR] FUNCTIONAL
[THE_BEAR] YES
[heytodd] its an everyday attitude.
[THE_BEAR] BOLD
[Tezkah] AND STYLISH TOO
[THE_BEAR] AND A BIT MYSTERIOUS
[heytodd] i just heard kriss cross on the radio yesterday.
[MOO_BUS] COQUETTISH, IS THE WORD, I BELIEVE
[heytodd] they were rapping about wearing their pants backwards/
[THE_BEAR] DONGERFUL
[heytodd] also, about jumping.
[MOO_BUS] (jump jump, everybody jump)
[heytodd] yes.
[Tezkah] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
[THE_BEAR] NOW IT IS TIME FOR BED
[Tezkah] LIKE THEY WERE TOUCHING DONGS UP THERE!
[heytodd] AIR DONGS!
[Brady] Bear, ah, too bad.
[MOO_BUS] GOODNIGHT, LITTLE BEAR
[THE_BEAR] JENNY_RETARDO, I TRUST YOU CAN LOOK AFTER OUR WARD, BRAFGNBGLAEBRADHATY
[THE_BEAR] JUST DONT ASK HER TO EXPLAIN A MOUSTACHE
[THE_BEAR] BECAUSE SHE WILL REFUSE TO DO SO
[JENNY_RETARDO] yes
[THE_BEAR] AND YOU WILL HAVE WASTED YOUR WORD!
[JENNY_RETARDO] i will
[JENNY_RETARDO] with the power
[JENNY_RETARDO] of
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet internet
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
[Brady] Bear, it is too bad about your sleep needs. You are most entertaining.
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
[JENNY_RETARDO] internet
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[Tezkah] hahahaha
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[heytodd] Angela do you sleep on a bed of dongs?
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[MOO_BUS] E
[Tezkah] ygurts made the best post ever
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[THE_BEAR] AND NOW I AM OFF!
[Tezkah] http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1001067937
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