Overheard on Neopets
I'm not sure if I can legitimately laugh at this, seeing as I play on one of them multiversal RPs where equally bizarre crossovers occur. But I saw this on the Neoboards the other day and had to share (don't ask what I was doing on the Neoboards, okay? >_> I get bored.) It is edited slightly for spelling.
Plot-Through some of his contacts, the doctor finds out about the pokemon world. Intrigued by what he hears, he gets into the Tardis and starts traveling. Unfortunately, a slight error in his driving causes the Tardis to nick the barriers between worlds. Though he almost fell into the void, Tardis and all, the worst the doctor suffered was having to do a week of repairs.
Unfortunately, their are inhabitants of the worlds that were not so lucky. For instance, from the Doctor's mistake, the Pokemon world and Twilight world juxtapose. With Pokemon appearing in Washington, and especially Forks, it's odd enough. It gets odder when the trainers of the pokemon world start noticing wild pokemon disappearing and reappearing with their blood drained from them.
Unbeknownst to everyone, the disapearances are because of the Cullens. They believe pokemon to be no more than animals, and Carlisle studied them to some extent to make sure of this, and so have no problem using pokemon as food.
Of course, the trainers won't leave a question unanswered, so after getting their bearings, they hire the two best detectives they can find. These detectives live in California. One in Santa Barbara and the other in Los Angeles.
Enter Shawn Spencer and Adrian Monk. After arriving in Washington, they immediately start working on what HAS to be the strangest case in their lives. They haven't met yet, but they certainly will.
Now that a week has passed, the doctor has fixed up his Tardis and traveled to where the pokemon now are. Considering that the majority of them are in Washington and Forks, the doctor is thrown into the madness which he caused.
While Carlisle studied the creatures (pokemon) for his family's sake, he also did some research for the general public. His findings were put on the news, which reached across the country, if not the world. So, when a breaking news report interrupts Gregory House's favorite soap opera, he finds himself watching the news report. What is odd is that both the name and face of Dr. Carlisle Cullen are famililar. In fact, House saw and met Dr. Cullen over thirty years ago. At the time, House was a kid, still living, and traveling, with his parents. While House knows the only explanation is that the Cullen he knew over thirty years ago is not the one now, he still travels to Forks Washington. Mostly because the only explanation he has isn't good enough. There are too many holes. Which means House is out to find the truth. Of course, he leaves without telling a single soul so has been followed once his disappearance was discovered.
Plot-Through some of his contacts, the doctor finds out about the pokemon world. Intrigued by what he hears, he gets into the Tardis and starts traveling. Unfortunately, a slight error in his driving causes the Tardis to nick the barriers between worlds. Though he almost fell into the void, Tardis and all, the worst the doctor suffered was having to do a week of repairs.
Unfortunately, their are inhabitants of the worlds that were not so lucky. For instance, from the Doctor's mistake, the Pokemon world and Twilight world juxtapose. With Pokemon appearing in Washington, and especially Forks, it's odd enough. It gets odder when the trainers of the pokemon world start noticing wild pokemon disappearing and reappearing with their blood drained from them.
Unbeknownst to everyone, the disapearances are because of the Cullens. They believe pokemon to be no more than animals, and Carlisle studied them to some extent to make sure of this, and so have no problem using pokemon as food.
Of course, the trainers won't leave a question unanswered, so after getting their bearings, they hire the two best detectives they can find. These detectives live in California. One in Santa Barbara and the other in Los Angeles.
Enter Shawn Spencer and Adrian Monk. After arriving in Washington, they immediately start working on what HAS to be the strangest case in their lives. They haven't met yet, but they certainly will.
Now that a week has passed, the doctor has fixed up his Tardis and traveled to where the pokemon now are. Considering that the majority of them are in Washington and Forks, the doctor is thrown into the madness which he caused.
While Carlisle studied the creatures (pokemon) for his family's sake, he also did some research for the general public. His findings were put on the news, which reached across the country, if not the world. So, when a breaking news report interrupts Gregory House's favorite soap opera, he finds himself watching the news report. What is odd is that both the name and face of Dr. Carlisle Cullen are famililar. In fact, House saw and met Dr. Cullen over thirty years ago. At the time, House was a kid, still living, and traveling, with his parents. While House knows the only explanation is that the Cullen he knew over thirty years ago is not the one now, he still travels to Forks Washington. Mostly because the only explanation he has isn't good enough. There are too many holes. Which means House is out to find the truth. Of course, he leaves without telling a single soul so has been followed once his disappearance was discovered.