The Demon Cornmaze
I just talked to Amanda who is now obsessed with the idea of getting me to go to the haunted cornmaze, and consequently tried to defame my anti-Halloween beleifs. What a stupid bitch.
Last night I saw Saw with Jackie... there was this chick with crazy orthodontia who had to cut a guy's stomach open. It was ghetto. We told her dad we were going to see Raise Your Voice STARRING HILLARY DUFF! *trumpet fanfair* And oh my fucking God, mating flies just landed on my shoulder. Ew. Ew. Ew. Now I need to go commit suicide.
Last night I saw Saw with Jackie... there was this chick with crazy orthodontia who had to cut a guy's stomach open. It was ghetto. We told her dad we were going to see Raise Your Voice STARRING HILLARY DUFF! *trumpet fanfair* And oh my fucking God, mating flies just landed on my shoulder. Ew. Ew. Ew. Now I need to go commit suicide.