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FINE OKAY god I hate you Simon and River. SOMEONE is challenging my completely unwanted and fail-worthy title of essay queen and also these SAME PEOPLE! are enabling me to write about that "Who would you do?" meme I posted in the OOC comm whenever ago. . . . Because yeah Tomo's 4-person list is a little weird and everyone ELSE is writing about sex, unless they're writing about important things or having a life. SO. Why not. I'd do YOU. Here's why.
I already explained these briefly (AND THIS IS ALSO TO BE BRIEF I SWEARZ) to Norma in that post ahaha. Tomo, despite all her talk, is only consciously aware of two people in camp she'd ever consider actually having sex with: Sano and Lupin. Subconsciously, though, there's no way in hell she'd go through with the Lupin thing even if he actually wanted to, so it's Sano and then there's . . . a chance okay that she'd also be fine with Ed, Norma or Robert. Despite the fact that she's not actively physically attracted to them and has never fantasized about them or considered them in a sexual light! Woo!
. . . Actually, it's more like "because of the fact that" etc. Along with some other things. But anyway.
The easy one first--Sano. Actually, there's not even anything much to essay about there LUCKILY FOR YOU. It's very straightforward! Tomo would do Sano! Whenever and wherever he wanted! Multiple times! Without putting serious thought into the ramifications or meaning of it! She would even let him top! . . . Yeah there's not much to explain there. XD Sano's hot, she likes him, he's a guru, she's already not-confessed, any sort of reciprocated interest there would result in immediate testing of the camp rules, nothing asked or examined. He's also the only person in camp that Tomo actively feels that way about.
The other three are more complicated. First off it's important to say that Tomo doesn't have crushes or any sort of latent sexual attraction to any of them. She's never even considered them in that way and she never, ever will unless certain circumstances were to arise. Which actually contributes to the fact that she feels close enough to them to, you know, have sex with them if they wanted. XD So. Ed, Norma and Robert all have certain things in common in Tomo's mind!
1. She LOVES them. To varying degrees, but. Tomo loves/is somewhat in love WITH all of them, 100% platonically.
2. They're all completely off-limits sexually or romantically, for different reasons, on both sides of the equation.
3. They have "comfortable" bodies. XD As in, Tomo is (sometimes inappropriately) cool with touching them/sleeping with them/bodyswapping with them or anything else she can get away with, without feeling awkward about it or stopping to go "This is too close for comfort."
With Norma for example. Norma is Tomo's best female friend at camp. And Tomo is--pretty much 100% comfortable with Norma in every possible way. They've shared a body and mind at this point. They work in similar ways in both areas. There isn't really anything Tomo wouldn't go to Norma with, although she might flail about stuff just for the sake of flailing. Also, they flirt, a lot. And the REASON that's cool with Tomo is because neither of them are serious and both of them know it. Tomo's not really attracted to Norma; Norma's very cute and pretty but happens to hit exactly none of Tomo's physical or mental fetish buttons. XD Neither of them want a relationship with anyone, much less each other, and neither of them has zomg repressed attraction PLZ DO ME NORMA either. Tomo knows this for a fact; she's SEEN Norma's mind.
All of which makes Tomo 100% comfortable with Norma, which means she loves Norma and loves spending time around her and understands how her mind and body work, and so if one day Norma ever turned around and said "By the way Toto, let's get it on"? Tomo would be fine with it. It's NORMA. Absolutely nothing would change between them. They'd just both be getting laid. And it'd probably be really good sex because MINDLINK. 8D So yeah, she'd be cool with it as long as she was sure Norma was. She'd never INITIATE it, but she'd enjoy it.
It's a little different wrt Ed. By all logic, Tomo SHOULD have a massive massive crush on Ed. XD I mean, she's sort of in love with him, yes. He's the awesomest awesome ever to awesome. He has amazing powers and he's so tiny and flaily and squirmy and also really kind, and funny, and evil, and egotistical, and he has great hair and that's very important and Tomo LOOOOVES him.
. . . But she just doesn't. XD It doesn't click that way in her mind. Ed's asexual at best, very very gay when he's feeling hormonal, and they don't view each other sexually. Tomo has no issues brushing his hair, sleeping in his bed, wrestling with him, riding around on him, or anything else, without having a single "lol hot guy" thought about him. She does think he's very very attractive (damn that icon Ed, DAMN IT) and likes touching him, but she doesn't consider him attractive in relation to herself. Attractive but not attracted to. Or something.
Actually, when Tomo was first getting to know Sano, she transferred a lot of the feelings that would normally go to Ed onto him, because Sano reminded her of Ed--that's why she liked him so much. By now she doesn't remember this and considers them very distinctly, and doesn't have similar feelings for them at all (they're actually opposites on her relationship spectrum), but in the beginning that's sort of where all her "Ed's hot" energy went, and it's never returned.
But because she loves Ed soverymuch and ordinarily he's exactly the kind of guy she'd be attracted to, if he ever expressed interest in her she'd--well first she'd say "What the fuck are you ON, what happened to cock? Go get yourself some cock!" and assume he was under the influence of a camp disease, or bodyswitched, or Envy. >D BUT THEN if she managed to convince herself that he was on the level and was interested in her for real, she'd . . . be his bitch forever. Only topping him. Ed never tops.
Robert is the most complicated. Tomo considers him least sexually of ALL, 100% not serious with or attracted to, absolutely asexual and off-limits, etc. But she gets after him pretty openly, as a joke, because . . . joke. All of it falls squarely into the realm of Not Serious. And Not Serious means Doesn't Count. Anything she might say or do to shock him, it doesn't matter. It's only to watch him get embarrassed and confused and angry. If he doesn't get embarrassed or confused or angry, I'll just have to do something worse! And if that doesn't throw him off, I'll just have to keep going! And going! And going. And--oops. That one was probably against camp rules. . . . Sry Boss. D:
That's one horrible, horrible way it could happen. XD
Other than that, Robert's pretty much in a category with Ed in terms of Tomo-idolization and love paired with total lack of attraction (even moreso in Robert's case although she does like his hair quite a bit, BIG SURPRISE THERE RIGHT) and weird physical comfort; she's been in his body and quite enjoyed it (not that way), doesn't mind hanging off of him etc., doesn't think it's weird to be close to him although unlike Ed he doesn't like that, which just makes it funnier to Tomo. He's completely twitchy and asexual and so thinking of him in any sort of sexy way like that doesn't fit into Tomo's mind. Just ignore all the jokes she makes about taking good care of him while Mal's out of the cabin or teaching him how to make girls happy. |D In fact, she does that BECAUSE she's not serious--notice she never says that kind of thing about Sano. BUUUT if Robert suddenly turned around and decided to hit puberty (YOU'RE 16 BOSS, COME ON ALREADY) and take it out on her ( . . . his hormones, not--anything else), that would be new and interesting and would fit in with her sex guru fantasies and she loves him a lot so she'd be into, well. Helping him discover himself, as it were. 8D
But unless he actually got a hormone or two and initiated something like that, she'd never even vaguely consider it or think to want it, so she's entirely serious when she says she's joking and not into him like that. It weirds her out until such a time as it DOESN'T weird HIM out, basically. XD
NOW YOU KNOW about Tomo's freaky sex stuff or. Some of it anyway. There's more freaky sex stuff I could essay on but I don't hate you all that much.
yet
I already explained these briefly (AND THIS IS ALSO TO BE BRIEF I SWEARZ) to Norma in that post ahaha. Tomo, despite all her talk, is only consciously aware of two people in camp she'd ever consider actually having sex with: Sano and Lupin. Subconsciously, though, there's no way in hell she'd go through with the Lupin thing even if he actually wanted to, so it's Sano and then there's . . . a chance okay that she'd also be fine with Ed, Norma or Robert. Despite the fact that she's not actively physically attracted to them and has never fantasized about them or considered them in a sexual light! Woo!
. . . Actually, it's more like "because of the fact that" etc. Along with some other things. But anyway.
The easy one first--Sano. Actually, there's not even anything much to essay about there LUCKILY FOR YOU. It's very straightforward! Tomo would do Sano! Whenever and wherever he wanted! Multiple times! Without putting serious thought into the ramifications or meaning of it! She would even let him top! . . . Yeah there's not much to explain there. XD Sano's hot, she likes him, he's a guru, she's already not-confessed, any sort of reciprocated interest there would result in immediate testing of the camp rules, nothing asked or examined. He's also the only person in camp that Tomo actively feels that way about.
The other three are more complicated. First off it's important to say that Tomo doesn't have crushes or any sort of latent sexual attraction to any of them. She's never even considered them in that way and she never, ever will unless certain circumstances were to arise. Which actually contributes to the fact that she feels close enough to them to, you know, have sex with them if they wanted. XD So. Ed, Norma and Robert all have certain things in common in Tomo's mind!
1. She LOVES them. To varying degrees, but. Tomo loves/is somewhat in love WITH all of them, 100% platonically.
2. They're all completely off-limits sexually or romantically, for different reasons, on both sides of the equation.
3. They have "comfortable" bodies. XD As in, Tomo is (sometimes inappropriately) cool with touching them/sleeping with them/bodyswapping with them or anything else she can get away with, without feeling awkward about it or stopping to go "This is too close for comfort."
With Norma for example. Norma is Tomo's best female friend at camp. And Tomo is--pretty much 100% comfortable with Norma in every possible way. They've shared a body and mind at this point. They work in similar ways in both areas. There isn't really anything Tomo wouldn't go to Norma with, although she might flail about stuff just for the sake of flailing. Also, they flirt, a lot. And the REASON that's cool with Tomo is because neither of them are serious and both of them know it. Tomo's not really attracted to Norma; Norma's very cute and pretty but happens to hit exactly none of Tomo's physical or mental fetish buttons. XD Neither of them want a relationship with anyone, much less each other, and neither of them has zomg repressed attraction PLZ DO ME NORMA either. Tomo knows this for a fact; she's SEEN Norma's mind.
All of which makes Tomo 100% comfortable with Norma, which means she loves Norma and loves spending time around her and understands how her mind and body work, and so if one day Norma ever turned around and said "By the way Toto, let's get it on"? Tomo would be fine with it. It's NORMA. Absolutely nothing would change between them. They'd just both be getting laid. And it'd probably be really good sex because MINDLINK. 8D So yeah, she'd be cool with it as long as she was sure Norma was. She'd never INITIATE it, but she'd enjoy it.
It's a little different wrt Ed. By all logic, Tomo SHOULD have a massive massive crush on Ed. XD I mean, she's sort of in love with him, yes. He's the awesomest awesome ever to awesome. He has amazing powers and he's so tiny and flaily and squirmy and also really kind, and funny, and evil, and egotistical, and he has great hair and that's very important and Tomo LOOOOVES him.
. . . But she just doesn't. XD It doesn't click that way in her mind. Ed's asexual at best, very very gay when he's feeling hormonal, and they don't view each other sexually. Tomo has no issues brushing his hair, sleeping in his bed, wrestling with him, riding around on him, or anything else, without having a single "lol hot guy" thought about him. She does think he's very very attractive (damn that icon Ed, DAMN IT) and likes touching him, but she doesn't consider him attractive in relation to herself. Attractive but not attracted to. Or something.
Actually, when Tomo was first getting to know Sano, she transferred a lot of the feelings that would normally go to Ed onto him, because Sano reminded her of Ed--that's why she liked him so much. By now she doesn't remember this and considers them very distinctly, and doesn't have similar feelings for them at all (they're actually opposites on her relationship spectrum), but in the beginning that's sort of where all her "Ed's hot" energy went, and it's never returned.
But because she loves Ed soverymuch and ordinarily he's exactly the kind of guy she'd be attracted to, if he ever expressed interest in her she'd--well first she'd say "What the fuck are you ON, what happened to cock? Go get yourself some cock!" and assume he was under the influence of a camp disease, or bodyswitched, or Envy. >D BUT THEN if she managed to convince herself that he was on the level and was interested in her for real, she'd . . . be his bitch forever. Only topping him. Ed never tops.
Robert is the most complicated. Tomo considers him least sexually of ALL, 100% not serious with or attracted to, absolutely asexual and off-limits, etc. But she gets after him pretty openly, as a joke, because . . . joke. All of it falls squarely into the realm of Not Serious. And Not Serious means Doesn't Count. Anything she might say or do to shock him, it doesn't matter. It's only to watch him get embarrassed and confused and angry. If he doesn't get embarrassed or confused or angry, I'll just have to do something worse! And if that doesn't throw him off, I'll just have to keep going! And going! And going. And--oops. That one was probably against camp rules. . . . Sry Boss. D:
That's one horrible, horrible way it could happen. XD
Other than that, Robert's pretty much in a category with Ed in terms of Tomo-idolization and love paired with total lack of attraction (even moreso in Robert's case although she does like his hair quite a bit, BIG SURPRISE THERE RIGHT) and weird physical comfort; she's been in his body and quite enjoyed it (not that way), doesn't mind hanging off of him etc., doesn't think it's weird to be close to him although unlike Ed he doesn't like that, which just makes it funnier to Tomo. He's completely twitchy and asexual and so thinking of him in any sort of sexy way like that doesn't fit into Tomo's mind. Just ignore all the jokes she makes about taking good care of him while Mal's out of the cabin or teaching him how to make girls happy. |D In fact, she does that BECAUSE she's not serious--notice she never says that kind of thing about Sano. BUUUT if Robert suddenly turned around and decided to hit puberty (YOU'RE 16 BOSS, COME ON ALREADY) and take it out on her ( . . . his hormones, not--anything else), that would be new and interesting and would fit in with her sex guru fantasies and she loves him a lot so she'd be into, well. Helping him discover himself, as it were. 8D
But unless he actually got a hormone or two and initiated something like that, she'd never even vaguely consider it or think to want it, so she's entirely serious when she says she's joking and not into him like that. It weirds her out until such a time as it DOESN'T weird HIM out, basically. XD
NOW YOU KNOW about Tomo's freaky sex stuff or. Some of it anyway. There's more freaky sex stuff I could essay on but I don't hate you all that much.
yet