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[the_wheezy]

I'm a bloody genius.

I just realized that it's the seventeenth of September. Hermione's birthday's on the nineteenth.

It's probably part of my job to think of these things and get everything properly set up, right? But of course I'd lose track of something like that because, like I just said, I'm just that brilliant

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[7thborn]

Didn't even have to ask, Ron. Of course I'll go with you.

And stop kicking your own arse about it; I know I've said you're thick, but not that thick. We've time.

[the_wheezy]

Two days, but... At least it's not the day of, I suppose?

I'm terrible at shopping.

[7thborn]

You're a bloke, of course you're terrible at shopping. Suss out what you want to give her as her boyfriend and I'll help you from there, alright?

[the_wheezy]

Well, I don't know that.

[7thborn]

... Not even a bit?

[the_wheezy]

I dunno'. I don't want to get her a book or anything, because everybody does that all that time, and... Yeah.

Not sure, really.

[7thborn]

Something affordable too, yeah? I'm a fair hand at Charms and Transfiguration. Reckon I could help you make something, if we've got something to work with in the first place.

[the_wheezy]

Affordable... Yes. Very good.

Now we just need to figure out what to start with.

[7thborn]

Bracelet?

Necklace?

It could say Hermy-Herm, couldn't it, Won-Won?

[the_wheezy]

That's terrible. You're a terrible person.

[7thborn]

Or maybe Nee-Nee?

And hush up, don't say such horrible things to your favourite sister.

[the_wheezy]

I don't have much of a choice if you're my only sister, do I?

[7thborn]

Details.

[the_wheezy]

It's an unfair card to play.

[7thborn]

No, what'd be unfair is asking me to pick a favourite. You've got the easy answer, don't you, when it comes to sisters? ... Well, unless you count Percy, but let's not get into that now.

[the_wheezy]

Let's never.