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[the_wheezy]

I'll have to adjust the list again already. For the better, maybe... I don't want to say that I'm glad anyone else is stuck here, because that just comes off as sort of rude or something, but... Well, I'll have to admit I'm sort of glad. I was worried, I think.

And I'm sure someone's said something like this already, but... Really? Honestly?!

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[honestlyrubbish]

...I don't know. A lot of people are ill. Some are acting strangely.

Perhaps the effects aren't immediate, but I'd hesitate to call it anticlimactic just yet.

[the_wheezy]

Yeah, but it's the right season for being sick, isn't it? And people are always right strange, here.

Face it, Hermione. No apocalypse. Shame, isn't it?

[honestlyrubbish]

Perhaps. Wish we had some Pepper-Up Potion.

I really do hope that you're just being facetious.

[the_wheezy]

If anyone wants it, Snape's got a shop, doesn't he? They can order it, and trust it as much as they'd like.

I think that I am, yeah.

[honestlyrubbish]

Don't let Ginny catch you saying that. I still need to ask her what happened...

Then again, whenever you're facetious to the point of flippancy, I find that things often come back to prove you wrong somehow.

[the_wheezy]

... No. Don't say that. What if that's true?!

[honestlyrubbish]

'What if'?

No, Ron, it's definitely true.

[the_wheezy]

It is no--!

Example.

[honestlyrubbish]

'Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?'

'Oi, Hermione... you're a girl.'

'They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders.'

[the_wheezy]

... Point.

But this isn't you, Hermione. This is the world blowing up. I don't think my... Facetiousness extends to things as large as the world blowing up.

[honestlyrubbish]

I'm not suggesting, nor am I hoping, that such will be the case. I suppose I'm just a little worried.

[the_wheezy]

Well, don't be, alright?

And hey, if something absolutely disastrous should happen, you get to say you told me so.

[honestlyrubbish]

Easier said than done.

...you idiot. I'm sorry if I've been acting off lately.

[the_wheezy]

Most things you manage are, you know.

... Name calling. I'm destroyed, Hermione. It's fine... Do I get to know what's eating you, yet, or is it just... Everything? Whatever? I don't know.

[honestlyrubbish]

I think most things any of us manage are, to be frank.

That was the intention. It isn't something that I... look, tomorrow I could very well end up snapping at everyone for having said this much, so let's not.

[the_wheezy]

I'd guess it's a good thing.

Ouch. Alright.