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[the_walrus]

Haiku!

Anderson Cooper
Three Hundred Sixty Degrees
Anderson Cooper

A spotted white line
Feet touch on water as if
It were naught but glass

Cape Town, South Africa?
No, I have never been to
Cape Town, South Africa.

Is there something you
Would like to share with the group,
Amazing Larry?!

No! Harry Connick
Has been killed by Aliens!
Watch the deck, Jimmy!