she just hasn't seemed as cute since she got legal
Alright bitches, so listen up. Me and Tim were watching the MTV VMAs yesterday - we didn't watch on Sunday because that'd be the predictable thing to do, and damn it, I'm too hardcore to watch anything on the night that it premieres - and that FUCKING WHORE Hillary Duff introduced a bad with Joel.
MY JOEL.
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
CUTE CUDDLY JOEL MADDEN, WHO MAKES PUDDING WITH ME AND TIM AND CAT-SITS FOR US WHEN WE'RE OUT ON TOUR.
And to add insult to injury, she said that Joel's gotten her into a lot of music that he likes. Like Rancid.
RANCID.
FUCK YOU, JOEL - EVER SINCE YOU'VE STARTED SEEING THAT TART YOU NEVER WANT TO COME AROUND ANYMORE! And then you frickin try to kiss my ass by giving Rancid a shout out???
The Bastards all agree. Duff's going down.
MY JOEL.
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
CUTE CUDDLY JOEL MADDEN, WHO MAKES PUDDING WITH ME AND TIM AND CAT-SITS FOR US WHEN WE'RE OUT ON TOUR.
And to add insult to injury, she said that Joel's gotten her into a lot of music that he likes. Like Rancid.
RANCID.
FUCK YOU, JOEL - EVER SINCE YOU'VE STARTED SEEING THAT TART YOU NEVER WANT TO COME AROUND ANYMORE! And then you frickin try to kiss my ass by giving Rancid a shout out???
The Bastards all agree. Duff's going down.