Jul 07, 2006 22:11
I love this song. It kind of makes me happy. It's that super gay song "Sometimes When We Touch" by Dan Hill. It's one of those songs that they put in movies when the guy who fucks up makes it up to his wife/ex-girlfriend and they start kissing on a beach at sunset, and the camera pans around them while tons of people are clapping all around them. Kind of like in that one episode of Degrassi. Fuck Degrassi man, it makes me crazy.
You know what I fucking hate? Women. I FUCKING HATE THEM. So everyone woman who reads this, know that I think your gender sucks cock. In every sense of the phrase. Seriously, I finally open myself up to a chick, and she doesn't even fucking talk to me. Whatever. I refuse to get sucked into the highshool dating world.
I have no pity for people who get their hearts "broken" because their little whores and don't know how to control their emotion. You should know that by going out with a person who has a penis in their possession that you will break up eventually. Especially in high school. Who can fall in love in high school? That's bull shit. All those guys who say that they are in love are lying. They want some poon tang. The guys who are sincere are gay, and love the poopy cock.
I will continue to follow my philosophy of all a guy needs in school is a sex buddy.
Don't get me wrong. I want to get married. I want to fall deeply in love with someone that I can be happy with the rest of my life. But I will not settle. So what if I have high standards. Most of my high standards revolve around things on the inside. For example: I will not marry a dumb bitch. My definition of a dumb bitch is anyone who would let my children watch TV all day. Someone who cares nothing of intellegence. My wife will be a hot intellectual. She will be an artist.
I want to marry a drop dead gorgeous finnish chick. Honestly, I don't think I can ever date someone that's normal, or average. I want extraordinary. Lots of black, you know what I mean? Like in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1993 version). That sex scene with Keanu Reeves and those two vapiresses made me spooj in my pants. That looks like my kind of lifestyle.
FUCK CRUSHES. I hope they burn in hell.