I still can't believe I lost Saturday. I guess they were ready for me. It was a really close match and in the end, I lost. I'm sure that squirly old guy is going to put me through the ringer for it
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Dude, when it rains every fucking day, it's kind of hard not to train in it...So a little rain is never going to be an issue for anyone from Okinawa......Just don't slip and bust your ass again like you've done in the past by doing something retarded...You're not helping your team any by pulling that shit...
Like me...? Hey, I'm not the one who once went careening face first into the side of the school because of trying to run while crossing over a slick tile pathway after it just rained...
Real stuntmen are willing to throw themselves to all elements in name of their work~~ ...And really, Rin...Seriously....Haven't you ever listen to Will Smith...? Parents don't understand~~ So of course she wasn't going to get what my intentions were~~ ...Plus she yells at me all the time anyhow... Well, obviously he is....Because he started it...
Hiroshi, sweetie...we need to get you a one-way ticket back from the 80's...stat~ Will Smith...mmmgive me the stud he now over that geeky rapping teen any day~ I don't know...he knows all the ways to kiss me that make me purr and shake...do you~?
But I liked the 80s~~ They brought bands with fun hair styles with them~~ And I liked Will Smith's geeky rapping teen days~~! I probably do, but....more than likely if I tried to show you this fact at all, Keigo would end up chopping off my balls...Even if you are my best friend~~ ...So no offense, Rin, I love you and all...but I love my balls more~~
Then we'll get you acid wash denim, spandex, and well...you have the mullet covered~ He wouldn't be the only one to chop them off, you know~ Kei can be viscious when crossed~ So, we're going to assume that you don't know how to kiss me, while I pout at the thought that you love your balls more than me~ ♥
The acid wash denim I can work, but we've already talked about my opinion on spandex...It accentuates in all the wrong ways~~! ...I might as well just be naked if I'm going to show off my junk that way~~ ...And hey, there's no shame in having a mullet~~! Both Ziggy Stardust and Freddie Mercury rocked one at one point, so that automatically raises the hairdo's kickass level~~ If Kei tries to put his hands anywhere near my balls, we're going to have a bigger problem than just the potential boyfriend retaliation issue...And sorry, schnookums~~ But my balls are precious to me~~♥ They bring me lots and lots of joy and I just can't bear the thought of losing them like that~~
Oh, live a little, Hirochu~ I own spandex, and it hasn't killed me or the world yet~ ....alright. Freddie I'll give you~ You win that round~! I'm going to go over here and pretend that you didn't just wax poetic about your balls~ What kind of man are you, that you're pratically composing ballads to your junk~? ♥
......You own spandex~~? Since when~~? ...Am I ever going to see you wear it~~? ...Though really, that's besides the point, because while you might and probably would look awesome in spandex, I'm afraid that I don't share your blessing...It's a fabric that should just simply stay away from me and my body parts~~ A puerile one, if you asked Keigo on the subject~~ But come on, Rin~~ For pretty much every way there is of expressing one's ideas and opinions, guys have used it to share their feelings about their genitalia~~ An "Ode to Cock", if you will~~ I'm hardly the first~~ ...Heh heh~~ Hardly~~ I made a pun without realizing it~~
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......It only *looked* like I tripped and fell...But in truth, it was actually a well-executed stunt~~ Traitor...Stop siding with the enemy...
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