a talk

[the_unseen_mass]

So, I called up the family today. Gave Roka the talk. Seems that someone else got to it and the moment I mentioned sex he started making the wierdest sounds...Like he was trying to cry or scream or...something...and couldn't. It seems that the Hirakoba Sex Talk (TM) did the trick

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[gouya_killer]

My father will be pleased to know that his talk has been trademarked~ And that it worked so well...it was extra-special just for Roka ♥

Aww, You talked to KoKo? How is she? I owe her a kiss still~

[the_unseen_mass]

It is. It's the Tramatic Hirakoba Sex Talk(tm). I think it made his boys crawl back up.

Yeah. I talked with her. How is she? She's the same old totally unhelpful bitch. And...no...No you don't. she's the wrong Tanishi You don't owe her a damn thing.

[gouya_killer]

It took them, what, 10, 11 years to descend the first time~? I'd say that's the perfect cycle for next time, wouldn't you?

Sounds like she's still doing good then~ ♥ And I do, actually...I promised her a kiss on her cheek for Christmas, and never delivered. So there is a right one for me to kiss? So if I don't, she'll take one herself, you know she will~

[the_unseen_mass]

Something like that. And yeah. By that time, they should be married and then it's okay. Though sharing a family with that lanky bastad isn't really something I like thinking about.

Yeah. Wonderfully well. .... On the cheek...that's fine. her twin... I know she will. Greedy bitch. Least I don't owe your sister something like that

[gouya_killer]

Just think of the cute babies they'll make, when they're married and through college, and have jobs~

You miss her and you know it~ Of course on the cheek~! Anywhere else and it would be weird...and I'd be afraid of somehow getting her pregnant~! Her twin needs time, though...I'm giving him that time. I almost wish you did...more, I wish one of your BROTHERS did. They're decent guys. Like you. Which is why she doesn't look twice. And I'm glad, because that would be creepy now, otherwise.

[the_unseen_mass]

They better not have Hiroshi's face! That's all I've got to say.

Like I miss a root canal. Yeah...I think it's a family thing... thank you...for letting me have it too. It's a...lot to work though They can be jackasses too. But good thing she doesn't....cause that would be just wierd.

[gouya_killer]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with his face~! Unless it was on a girl...that could be wrong.....

Funny, I don't remember you long for dentist appointments~ Well, I hope not for all members of the family, anyway...because, yeah~ I know, love. I care about you too much to want you to be anything but sure, Kei. You say that because you're the little brother ♥ Now it is, yes. 5 years ago.... It still would've been weird. Just no. I found mine first.

[the_unseen_mass]

That's what I mean. a girl that looks like him. I'll have nightmares.

Yes. I so enjoy them. I get all excited every time I have to go for a checkup. Yeah...if I ever managed to get a girl, I'd need the super extra duty condoms... though...I've been looking more at...you..guys. No. It's because they are. wierd as hell you had

[gouya_killer]

Oh there's worse nightmaes...like identical quad girls that look like him~

I knew you were a kinky freak at heart ♥ Mmmm...can you layer the suckers? Maybe steel condoms? I'm trying not to read too much into that...because how else can you know if you look...but the idea of you looking at and wanting other guys, or still wanting girls...it's hypocritical of me, I know, considering, but I can't help it. They've been perfectly nice to me, though~ even if you can't...you'll still be mine.

[the_unseen_mass]

Gah! I'm not going to sleep for a month now!!

Yeah. Real freaky. You should see me for things like stiches. And yeah. Maybe like...I don't know, three of them.other guys...they just aren't doing it for me...Maybe I need to go and watch some more porn and see if it gets me like the straight porn does That's because they know I'll kick their asses if they were mean to you.

[gouya_killer]

I'd offer you a teddy bear, but.....

I have. Only you weren't getting the stitches. Three could work.... ...I don't think I can have this conversation any longer. Hey~1 I can kick ass myself ,you know~

[the_unseen_mass]

But I don't want a teddy bear unless the bear's name is Rin

Yeah. all right I know you can. You can. But they're my siblings and I get first dibs on ass kickings.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

[gouya_killer]

Mmmm...alright, no teddy bear~ A stuffed cat, maybe~?

Depends...if I'm there, and you're not, and I get messed with, I'm not waiting for you~ I may care about you so much but A damsel in distress I am not~

(ooc: likewise. and rin posted about his date...I apologize for the amount of skinheads kei may trash because he can't read the private section.)

[the_unseen_mass]

A cat? still would want a Rin

I know you won't. So just make sure there's something left for me. Becuase yeah. You're defintiely not a helpless princess.

[ooc: strikes deleted]

[gouya_killer]

Well, what would you like to cuddle at night, then~?

Oh, I'll leave something for you~ A few limbs, maybe....