College

[the_unseen_mass]

I'm jsut going up the ladder and staying with Yamabuki. It'll make mom and the family happy. Mom and dad want all their kids to go to college cause they didn't. I'm okay with that. But only until a stable decides ot recruit me. I really am enjoying sumo. It'll be a short carreer, but after, I'll be set for life

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[bujutsu_goth]

Sorry to be a realist for your dream, but you'll only be set for life if you end up making it big...And since there's a high amount of competition in what is a sport declining in interest in recent years, that packs on the expectations required for those in the san'yaku ranks all the more.....So better make up a back up plan for your ass just in case...

I'll miss you too, sweetheart~~♥ ...Seriously...take care of yourself while I'm gone...

[the_unseen_mass]

Got it covered. Gonna take care of the stuff that needs done first at school. Maybe then I might find something that also interests me as much as sumo and if all else, I can always help mom in her resturaunt

Screw you. You too. You better look out for yourself and come back to visit so I can kick your ass.

[bujutsu_goth]

Good luck with that, then...Maybe try studying a field you've always liked and been good at over the years...You know, like astronomy...You always loved that shit, right...? So maybe for your back up plan, you should become an astronomer or astrophysicist or cosmologist or...one of those other fields of science that are batshit insane over every aspect of outer space...You'd fit right in with them, too~~ ...Or you could go into the culinary field to help with your folks...Might be able to give your parents some interesting ideas for their business that way also...

No, thank you~~ You really are such a softy and can say the sweetest things to a guy to make him feel missed~~♥ ...But I will...Though when I do come back, I believe it'll be *your* ass getting kicked, not mine~~ I have full intentions of also studying some of the ancient Chinese martial arts while I'm there...And then I'm going to come back and use them on your sorry ass~~

[the_unseen_mass]

Of course I love astronomy. It's cool as fuck. And you know, they've just found a bunch of new planents around distant stars. They say some are even Earth-like. So, Hiroshi, they finally found your home...So go back to it and leave the Earth in peace.

Seriously...I want to help mom out if I can. I'd love to work in an observitory and map new plants and distand galaxies and find out what makes dark matter dark...but family comes first

Shut up. I was trying to be a little nice to your skinny ass and this is the thanks I get. Forget it. I won't miss you one fucking bit.
And the hell you will. I'll take you and kick your Chuck Norris loving ass back to Okinawa.

[bujutsu_goth]

I'm not from some other distant planet, dumbass...........I'm from a parallel universe~~ But it was still Earth that I lived on over there~~

...Did you somehow suddenly forget that you've got eight siblings...? If you'd really rather map the stars instead of just working in a restaurant, then go for that instead...I'm sure at least one of your brothers or sisters will be happy to help with the family business in your place, Kei...

...A little nice in your mind is saying "come back to visit so I can kick your ass"...? ...Okayyyy, I guess everyone has their own unique way of showing they care...And I'm sure you won't, pookie~~ So you can just go ahead and repeat that over and over to yourself when you're all alone in your room and find yourself randomly wondering about that guy you used to have an intense rivalry with back in middle school that eventually grew into a strong brotherly bond~~ ...But since he was a douche, you seriously definitely *won't* care at all if he's doing alright or miss him in the least

[the_unseen_mass]

The hell you are. Aleins are tall, skinny, pale and have freakishly long arms. Close Encounters says so.

I didn't forget. That's why. Big big brother has a career and the oldest twins are still in college and they're not doing anything with food in mind... Kotori said she wants to get married and start a family though she's yet to find a suitable boyfriend. Akane is still in highschool and Roka....I'm sure Roka's big dream is to marry your sister. Biku is too little... Maybe I'll work at the resturaunt over the summer and do it as a minor or something. Cover the bases for if Sumo doesn't work out.

Yep. I won't miss your stupid ass one little bit. And I will. Just you wait. I'll finally prove to you once and for all that it wasn't a fluke.

[bujutsu_goth]

That's a typical Earthling stereotype of aliens...They don't all look like that and they'd probably be offended by your generalization....Also, my skin isn't gray, I don't have huge black eyes and a tiny mouth or a practically nonexistent nose, I'm not bald or completely hairless, and I've no interests in anally probing anyone other than my boyfriend...So I don't even fit the stereotype.....And before you forget, Close Encounters was a fictional film, Kei~~

What does marriage have anything to do with helping at your parents' restaurant...? If anything, I would think that'd give them more reason to want to work there, as it'd be a stable place for income so they can help support their spouse...And while Akane might be in high school now, what is she planning on doing once she graduates...? Besides, it's not like you would be able to work there long-term yourself yet since you've got college and still need to see where that dream with sumo leads...So any of them could find an interest in running the place within that time...

Uh huh~~

[the_unseen_mass]

I know that. Still think you're an alein though. From the planet Douchebag. Sure as hell aren't human, that's for sure.

You can be a jackass sometimes...but I guess you can be right sometimes too. I think I'll go for it. Astronomy. For if Sumo doesn't work out. As for Akane Hopefully getting over that wierd ass crush of hers on me...it's sick.

You predict wrong...and you know you'll miss me too, fucktard

[bujutsu_goth]

Wow~~ Planet Douchebag~~? That's seriously the most original thing you could come up with as a retort~~?

Good~~ Because I'm sure between the rest of your siblings, one of them is bound to take up your parents' business of their own free will...So you'll be free to chase after your own interests......And all I asked was for Akane's academic plans after high school...Which doesn't require you bringing up her disgusting incestuous fixation on you...at all.

Never claimed I wouldn't~~ You're the only one who seems to have a problem admitting to things~~