god bless us, EVERYONE.

[the_unrest_cure]

BiGCaT2150: go for it man, go for it, ur home for xmas break
BiGCaT2150: thats all i gotta say, all i know, if that 1) if i have no male company this break im killing myself 2) if i dont have SOME TYPE OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE im kililng myself
BiGCaT2150: and 3) if my dad mentions palmetto bluff one more fucking time, i am setting my hair on fire and eating everything i see
srednivashtar01: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
srednivashtar01: don't worry - you'll have male company
srednivashtar01: because that's what i live on
BiGCaT2150: i better kate, i better and i mean it haha
BiGCaT2150: and seriously, the whle number 3 thing?
srednivashtar01: no, cassie. honestly don't worry
BiGCaT2150: it will be dads worst nightmare
srednivashtar01: about number three - don't know what to tell you.
BiGCaT2150: ill be a fat, bald, psycho
BiGCaT2150: lol
BiGCaT2150: and my dad will be like OH MY GOD SHE'S EATING EVERYTHING SHE SEES SHES SO FAT, IVE FAILED AS A GAY FATHER
BiGCaT2150: YOGA, SHE NEEDS YOGA, AND LOW CARB CHOCOLATE NOW!!!!!

oh.
wow.

that was cassie glenn, ladies and gentlemen.
*round of applause/laughter*