Girl match was a total confusing mess. Would've helped if I knew who the hell Mickie James was or was paying attention during the actual end. Not sure if it's a good or bad thing to be a straight guy who's reading Spyro fanfiction comics done by a furry while women are wrestling.
Orlando Jordan and Eric Young vs... does it really matter who the opponents are? Their gimmicks are that Orlando is a bisexual pervert who molests people in the ring and Eric is brain damaged and thinks he's the ref/on the opponent's team/a spaceman. Sad thing is Orlando isn't a bad wrestler but is constantly given joke matches.
RVD won against Abyss, no big surprise given it's Good Guy vs. Extremely Bad Guy. Early laughs were found when Abyss poked his shoulder with Janice (his nail bat) and openly recoiled. Later RVD bashed Abyss in the gut with Janice, which caused him to bleed out of his mouth slightly. The audience started laughing. I almost started reading that Spyro comic again. Not the best Abyss match at all and it really should've been given that he's been the biggest Heel for months now.
I haven't seen Samoa Joe this humiliated since he was kidnapped by ninjas and no one in TNA cared.
EV2 won their match against Fourtune. Again, no big surprise.
Huh, I guess Hogan paid for those courses in Nail Bat making.
Highlight: Reveal of Abyss's "They".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9Oqf_qCQM