this is pretty wrong
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the_tuck sent to me...
Twelve somethings drumming
Eleven lani_b2s piping
Ten landrins a-leaping
Nine bik_kis dancing
Eight roodabagers a-milking
Seven spero2s a-swimming
Six carm23s a-laying
Five ke-e-e-eladryies
Four shez001s
Three simpsons
Two brain donors
...and an anime in a something.