Dec 09, 2007 23:02
that last post was a bit heavy handed. here's something a bit light-hearted, yet somehow terrifying.
santa claus, that lovely old man we all want to visit us this month. i've been thinking. that cat knows EVERYTHING about ALL OF US. he knows everything we do, he knows what we want. he always wears red. santa is a communist big brother.
SO. who wants to help me start the santa revolution? anyone? we'll over throw capitalism world wide and leave it all in santa's capable all knowing gloved hands. besides, how scary would a secret police made up of elves be?
happy holidays and good luck on the end of the semester.