I think it's important to know that I don't trust any son of a bitch whose mother is a closet lesbian. I mean, I don't happen to trust THIS son of a bitch, PERIOD! But the fact that his mama keeps her past hidden from the little bastard, not to mention her husband, ain't gonna win any points with me, ya know what I mean? It would break his heart because he's got a little Oedipal thing going for her anyway. Damn shame.
Ain't it the Troof?
But on the lighter side...how about a little Chicken Delight?