My Conversation with Kristin's Friend Mike

[the_tracinator]

she wanted to know if he was single or not >>

ccmuffin989: YO NIGGA YOU GOT A GF??!!
vegax14: who is this
ccmuffin989: princess conzuala bananahammock
ccmuffin989: and crap bag

-the kid decides I'm his friend tim

vegax14: o really tim
ccmuffin989: yes really
vegax14: hahah i knew it the nigga gave it away
vegax14: not yet man
vegax14: almost there

It worked like a charm.
Obviously, I should be an undercover agent.