I say old chap, is this a Very Polite Comment-Fic Porn Meme?
Greetings, my minions.
Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
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Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )
Jack looked at him in surprise. “You’d give it a what?”
“A nine.”
“A nine out of eight?”
“A nine out of ten, of course. That’s standard.”
Jack propped himself up on his elbow and frowned. “It’s bad enough that you’re rating our very first shag, but it’s even worse that you’re rating it nine out of ten.”
“Why’s that bad? I’m just being honest. I’m just saying, with all your years of experience, could’ve been a bit better.”
“I could say the same about you.”
“Oh, please, I’m a Time Lord, we’re asexual, it’s not at all the same thing.”
Jack’s eyebrows lifted. “Asexual? Parts of your anatomy are definitely not asexual.”
The Doctor looked at him. “Which parts?”
“Your ear,” said Jack.
The Doctor tugged on it with a grin. “It’s true, it is an erogenous zone.”
“I didn’t think you’d be like this,” remarked Jack.
“Like what?”
Jack pursed his lips, then said, deliberately, “Chary of praise.”
“Chary of praise?” The Doctor looked astonished. “Where did that come from?”
“Your nine out of ten rating.”
“No, I mean, where did that turn of phrase come from?”
“Oh. I have an elevated vocabulary after a decent shag. After a good shag, I’m rendered speechless.”
“Ah,” said the Doctor. “Let me show you how it’s done.”
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Almost. Lucky dog....
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