Children in Need Picspam
I blame ivydoor 's post at doctor_rose_fix today entirely for this. See, all that talk about CiN made me want to watch it. And since I'm at work and my DVDs are at home, I had to acquire it from elsewhere. And then I thought, why not run it through the Cap-o-Matic 5000 while I'm at it? So I did. And then this just kind of....happened.
Rose: [clings]
TARDIS: There, there. He does this all the time.
We interupt this picspam to bring you hand!porn. Awww, it's Ten's first hand!porn! Bless.
Doctor: But...but I'm really pretty!
Doctor: Look at my incredible neck! And my tongue! See? Pretty!
New New O-Face...
And again we interrupt to bring hand!Porn, but seriously, will you look at that man's friggin' pinky finger? It's longer than my entire hand!
Doctor: You mark my words Rose Tyler, one of these days you're going to be calling this hair "great".
Doctor: Did I mention my pretty pretty neck? No?
Rose: ...
Doctor: And these pouty lips, they doin' anything for you?
Rose: Uh...maybe. I think I need to see more to decide.
Doctor: You don't mind if I just take a peek under the hood here for a sec, do you?
Rose: I mind.
TARDIS: [clutches pearls]
Doctor: Okay then, maybe later and you can help. Later? Yes? Shall I pencil it in?
Rose: [shoves]
Doctor: [is sad] I'll take that as a no.
Rose: I think you're a pervert. I....think I might like it.
Doctor: Will invading your personal space help things at all?
Doctor: Look, I'm all up in your grill being sexy. It's just like old times!
Doctor: [flashes freckles]
Rose: [suppresses urge to lick]
Doctor: And remember the first time I was a total stranger inappropriately touching you?
Rose: Do I!
Doctor: Hooray! I haz a Rose!
Doctor: [bedroom eyes]
Just more gratutious neck!porn, don't mind me.
Doctor: Oh, look at the time! I think we've got something scheduled for...right about now.
Rose: Um, you were serious?
Doctor: I'm always serious.
Rose: [eyeroll]
Doctor: Okay, I'm ready!
Rose: I can see that!
AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
THE END
Rose: [clings]
TARDIS: There, there. He does this all the time.
We interupt this picspam to bring you hand!porn. Awww, it's Ten's first hand!porn! Bless.
Doctor: But...but I'm really pretty!
Doctor: Look at my incredible neck! And my tongue! See? Pretty!
New New O-Face...
And again we interrupt to bring hand!Porn, but seriously, will you look at that man's friggin' pinky finger? It's longer than my entire hand!
Doctor: You mark my words Rose Tyler, one of these days you're going to be calling this hair "great".
Doctor: Did I mention my pretty pretty neck? No?
Rose: ...
Doctor: And these pouty lips, they doin' anything for you?
Rose: Uh...maybe. I think I need to see more to decide.
Doctor: You don't mind if I just take a peek under the hood here for a sec, do you?
Rose: I mind.
TARDIS: [clutches pearls]
Doctor: Okay then, maybe later and you can help. Later? Yes? Shall I pencil it in?
Rose: [shoves]
Doctor: [is sad] I'll take that as a no.
Rose: I think you're a pervert. I....think I might like it.
Doctor: Will invading your personal space help things at all?
Doctor: Look, I'm all up in your grill being sexy. It's just like old times!
Doctor: [flashes freckles]
Rose: [suppresses urge to lick]
Doctor: And remember the first time I was a total stranger inappropriately touching you?
Rose: Do I!
Doctor: Hooray! I haz a Rose!
Doctor: [bedroom eyes]
Just more gratutious neck!porn, don't mind me.
Doctor: Oh, look at the time! I think we've got something scheduled for...right about now.
Rose: Um, you were serious?
Doctor: I'm always serious.
Rose: [eyeroll]
Doctor: Okay, I'm ready!
Rose: I can see that!
AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
THE END