Xenohorticulture and You (ADULT)

Dec 09, 2008 21:31

Title: Xenohorticulture and You
Series: Couples Therapy (not at all necessary to have read the others)
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character(s): ten/rose, genre: smut, genre: au, genre: romance, fic series: couples therapy, fic: xenohorticulture and you, length: one-shot, rating: adult

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prynne12 December 10 2008, 02:59:15 UTC
You. Are. My. Hero.

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the_tenzo December 10 2008, 03:11:58 UTC
I am merely doing my duty, ma'am.

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prynne12 December 10 2008, 03:19:52 UTC
Though, you realize...the abortive body-swapping pr0n is occupying an unfairly huge amount of my brain that was theoretically meant to be devoted to lawyer-y things...

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nonelvis December 10 2008, 03:03:13 UTC
My god, you really did write Ten/Rose/giant alien plant, didn't you? I was kind of figuring the plant was just an enabler, but no, it was practically a full participant, you pervert. I'm impressed.

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kalleah December 10 2008, 03:07:03 UTC
I was kind of figuring the plant was just an enabler, but no, it was practically a full participant, you pervert.

It might have goosed the Doctor at an important time, but it didn't. ;)

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the_tenzo December 10 2008, 03:11:29 UTC
I totally ship Turbatrix leucanthemum/Doctor.

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the_tenzo December 10 2008, 03:10:30 UTC
I love that my being a pervert impresses you.

Also: nice icon!

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kalleah December 10 2008, 03:06:11 UTC
SEX POLLEN. IN. THE. TARDIS.

I thoroughly appreciate the fact that you hilariously addressed this cliche without any of the angst and consent issues that normally accompany it.

Also? Angry Eyebrows? Also hilarious.

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the_tenzo December 10 2008, 03:14:50 UTC
I must confess I do have a bit of a soft spot for Alien Aphrodisiac! (it always needs an exclamation point). It's one of the few cliches that doesn't make me eyeroll upon contact. But yeah, I don't like it when it's the impetus for there being sex happening when there otherwise wouldn't be. In this 'verse these two have been shagging up one side of the TARDIS and down the other for centuries, so we can safely assume most consent issues have already been dealt with!

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prynne12 December 10 2008, 03:18:47 UTC
Is there a closet we can come out of?

I've got quite the similar fondness.

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morrighangw December 10 2008, 03:08:15 UTC
*is laughing too hard to formulate a coherent reply*

Eh-hem, now that I've regained SOME control over the hysterics...

This has got to be one of the best alien sex pollen! scenarios I've read. Sexy yet utterly hilarious. That poor companion. XD

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papilio_luna December 10 2008, 11:40:30 UTC
Had to respond from my other account so I could use this icon ;)

I love alien sex pollen, I really really do. I'm glad I could contribute to this weighty and important genre!

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wickedgillie December 10 2008, 03:26:54 UTC
Can I have your tiem babies???

Good golly that was brilliant!

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the_tenzo December 10 2008, 11:28:44 UTC
Thanks!

And no you may not have my tiembabies because I object to babyfic so strenuously! But I appreciate the sentiment ;-)

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