Fic Memery, Again.
I am actually hard at work on Chapter 4 of Held in Trust, but as per usual unfolded73 waves a shiny fic-related meme around and I just cannot resist.
1.) Go to my master list of fics (or my teaspoon page) and pick out a line or two from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense.)
2.) I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from (I'll go out on a limb and say chapter as well, though perhaps not the actual chapter number).
3.) A smutty ficlet to anyone who stumps me. If you do stump me, feel free to throw out a prompt for me.
And a bonus meme ganked from np_complete :
There is a feature on Microsoft Word that will automatically "summarize" your document. Open any story of yours - Nano or otherwise - and have Word summarize it for you. Click on Tools / AutoSummarize, and then tell it to present your summary in ten sentences. Have the sentences open in a new document. Post the result in your own LJ, and spread the fun.
So of course I had to pick the most ridiculous smut imaginable. Here's the autosummary for Dream Sequencing:
"The Doctor, and the TARDIS. "Rose." It's your Rose. "There's nothing wrong with her, Doctor. Rose came up behind the Doctor again and touched his shoulder. "Nah," said Rose. The Doctor in the suit rose from the couch. Rose looked at the other Doctor in shock. "Do you love her?" the observing Doctor prompted. "Oh yes!" the Doctor cried.
That is seriously the most bizarre feature I've ever encountered in a computer program. Though I have to say, it did kind of get the essence of that fic, right down to a mention of "the Doctor in the suit" and "the other Doctor" as well as the pivotal lines from the, er, climax.
Omg lol, here's the summary for Porn Without Plot. This is making me crack up irl:
"Good book?"
"Book?" "Doctor, is that porn?"
"Man," Rose declared. "Porn," Rose corrected. Rose smacked her own forehead. Rose nodded her encouragement. Rose inspected the picture closely. Rose took evasive action. Rose cocked an eyebrow up.
1.) Go to my master list of fics (or my teaspoon page) and pick out a line or two from one of my stories. (Must be a full line, please -- no sentence fragments or speech tags or other such nonsense.)
2.) I will respond with which story of mine I think it's from (I'll go out on a limb and say chapter as well, though perhaps not the actual chapter number).
3.) A smutty ficlet to anyone who stumps me. If you do stump me, feel free to throw out a prompt for me.
And a bonus meme ganked from np_complete :
There is a feature on Microsoft Word that will automatically "summarize" your document. Open any story of yours - Nano or otherwise - and have Word summarize it for you. Click on Tools / AutoSummarize, and then tell it to present your summary in ten sentences. Have the sentences open in a new document. Post the result in your own LJ, and spread the fun.
So of course I had to pick the most ridiculous smut imaginable. Here's the autosummary for Dream Sequencing:
"The Doctor, and the TARDIS. "Rose." It's your Rose. "There's nothing wrong with her, Doctor. Rose came up behind the Doctor again and touched his shoulder. "Nah," said Rose. The Doctor in the suit rose from the couch. Rose looked at the other Doctor in shock. "Do you love her?" the observing Doctor prompted. "Oh yes!" the Doctor cried.
That is seriously the most bizarre feature I've ever encountered in a computer program. Though I have to say, it did kind of get the essence of that fic, right down to a mention of "the Doctor in the suit" and "the other Doctor" as well as the pivotal lines from the, er, climax.
Omg lol, here's the summary for Porn Without Plot. This is making me crack up irl:
"Good book?"
"Book?" "Doctor, is that porn?"
"Man," Rose declared. "Porn," Rose corrected. Rose smacked her own forehead. Rose nodded her encouragement. Rose inspected the picture closely. Rose took evasive action. Rose cocked an eyebrow up.