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Ace idea, Zeetha! Here's mine!
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Two people, maybe more if you're all friends and all right with it, decide that they like the looks of each other and have fun with each others' naughty bits. Other sensitive parts can come into it, too, like nipples and ears and whatnot.
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Of course! There's the kind that I enjoy, and the kind that I don't. The kind that I enjoy is where I'm in charge, and I say what goes. The other kind would be the flip of that.
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
1) Just because he wags his tail when he sees you, it doesn't mean that he likes you.
b) Jumping up and down on the bed afterward may be fun, but doesn't help to stop you from getting preggers.
iii) Gun oil is not an aphrodisiac for everyone.
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
It can happen, but doesn't all that often. Thank God.
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
Depends on how sloppy they are. If she doesn't wash off afterwards, it's possible.
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
Yep! Seen it happen. My cousin's proof. Cute little bugger, even with her buck teeth. It's the big, furry ears, I think.
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
Depends on your species, and whether any magic's involved.
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
There's rubbers (or condoms, I think they're called, outside the Badlands), and herbs like cottonwood bark, rue, Queen Anne's lace seeds, and lots of lemon juice on a sponge that you stick up there, though it stings like a bitch. There's spells and potions, too, but I don't mess with that shit. If I do, I pay someone else who knows what the fuck they're doing.
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
Pretty good so far. Rubbers are best, but herbs can be helpful, too. You can also have sex that doesn't involve a cock getting near your bits if you're a girl, and that can be loads of fun.
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Some of the herbs can be dangerous if you take 'em wrong, and can get you really, really sick. And rubbers can break. And sometimes your partner's a prat and won't use a rubber. That's when you kick him in the balls and go somewhere else for your fun.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Well, back home, from our medicine lady. Around here, from the ship's doc or from the Seamstress' Guild here in Kropmork.
5. Who should you consult before using them?
You should talk to the fellow first to make sure that he agrees that you not having a baby is more important than any temporary discomfort that he might have. If not, see my answer to #3 in this section.
SEXUAL DISEASES 1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
A disease that you get from fucking someone. Generally spread by fucking someone who's got the disease.
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
I'm not too up on the names, but there's the one that makes your girlie bits itch like they're on fire, the ones that give you some sort of funky-colored fluids, and then the normal things like fleas and all that.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Check out his equipment beforehand, and if it doesn't look right, don't touch it. Same goes for girls. Rubbers help here, too.
4. Are there any treatment options available?
Dunno for the first few, but for fleas, you can get him a flea collar. Seems to help.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
People think it's embarrassing to talk about jacking off? Kind of repressed out here, huh? Nah, I'm not embarrassed about it! It's fun!
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
As normal as sleeping and eating. Depends on the week. About three or four times a week, usually.
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Hey, they show me theirs, I'll show them mine.
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
You can take as long as you want, don't have to worry about someone else and what they think, and it's almost as good a stress reliever as going out to the shooting range. Negatives? Well, unless you count not wanting it as often as he might want it a negative, because you can do it better than he can...
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Not a lot, really. I've heard you can get addicted to doing it, but it hasn't happened yet, so I'm good.
THE VERY BASICS
1. What constitutes the act of sex?
Two people, maybe more if you're all friends and all right with it, decide that they like the looks of each other and have fun with each others' naughty bits. Other sensitive parts can come into it, too, like nipples and ears and whatnot.
2. Are there different types of sex? If so, describe them.
Of course! There's the kind that I enjoy, and the kind that I don't. The kind that I enjoy is where I'm in charge, and I say what goes. The other kind would be the flip of that.
MYTHS AND MISCONCEPTIONS
1. List three myths or urban legends about sex or contraception you know are untrue.
1) Just because he wags his tail when he sees you, it doesn't mean that he likes you.
b) Jumping up and down on the bed afterward may be fun, but doesn't help to stop you from getting preggers.
iii) Gun oil is not an aphrodisiac for everyone.
2. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex during her period?
It can happen, but doesn't all that often. Thank God.
3. Can a woman get pregnant after she engages in anal intercourse?
Depends on how sloppy they are. If she doesn't wash off afterwards, it's possible.
4. Can a woman get pregnant if she has sex with a race of humanoid besides her own?
Yep! Seen it happen. My cousin's proof. Cute little bugger, even with her buck teeth. It's the big, furry ears, I think.
5. Is it possible for men to get pregnant?
Depends on your species, and whether any magic's involved.
CONTRACEPTION
1. List all forms of contraception you are aware of.
There's rubbers (or condoms, I think they're called, outside the Badlands), and herbs like cottonwood bark, rue, Queen Anne's lace seeds, and lots of lemon juice on a sponge that you stick up there, though it stings like a bitch. There's spells and potions, too, but I don't mess with that shit. If I do, I pay someone else who knows what the fuck they're doing.
2. Do you know what the effectiveness level of these contraceptives are? If they are used in combination?
Pretty good so far. Rubbers are best, but herbs can be helpful, too. You can also have sex that doesn't involve a cock getting near your bits if you're a girl, and that can be loads of fun.
3. Are you aware of any risks involved with their use?
Some of the herbs can be dangerous if you take 'em wrong, and can get you really, really sick. And rubbers can break. And sometimes your partner's a prat and won't use a rubber. That's when you kick him in the balls and go somewhere else for your fun.
4. Do you know where to acquire any of these contraceptive devices?
Well, back home, from our medicine lady. Around here, from the ship's doc or from the Seamstress' Guild here in Kropmork.
5. Who should you consult before using them?
You should talk to the fellow first to make sure that he agrees that you not having a baby is more important than any temporary discomfort that he might have. If not, see my answer to #3 in this section.
SEXUAL DISEASES 1. What is a sexual disease? How are they spread?
A disease that you get from fucking someone. Generally spread by fucking someone who's got the disease.
2. List any sexual diseases you are aware of.
I'm not too up on the names, but there's the one that makes your girlie bits itch like they're on fire, the ones that give you some sort of funky-colored fluids, and then the normal things like fleas and all that.
3. How can you prevent contracting these diseases, or minimize the risk of doing so?
Check out his equipment beforehand, and if it doesn't look right, don't touch it. Same goes for girls. Rubbers help here, too.
4. Are there any treatment options available?
Dunno for the first few, but for fleas, you can get him a flea collar. Seems to help.
MASTURBATION
1. Do you find the subject embarrassing? Why or why not?
People think it's embarrassing to talk about jacking off? Kind of repressed out here, huh? Nah, I'm not embarrassed about it! It's fun!
2. How often do you engage in it? Do you think that is normal?
As normal as sleeping and eating. Depends on the week. About three or four times a week, usually.
3. Would you feel comfortable discussing the subject with any future romantic partners?
Hey, they show me theirs, I'll show them mine.
5. What are the benefits of masturbation? Are there any negatives?
You can take as long as you want, don't have to worry about someone else and what they think, and it's almost as good a stress reliever as going out to the shooting range. Negatives? Well, unless you count not wanting it as often as he might want it a negative, because you can do it better than he can...
6. List any urban legends or myths you have heard about masturbation.
Not a lot, really. I've heard you can get addicted to doing it, but it hasn't happened yet, so I'm good.