My tweets
- Tue, 01:27: Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! (Not really, Twitter had to remind me. What?!) #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/QtbFolpKpv
- Tue, 01:29: One of my cats is snoring right now. It sounds like someone pulling a zipper up and down. Or should I say... ziPURR? #badcatjokes