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[the_swampdoc]

[Private to his students:]

So. Only two of you have deigned yourselves to actually put some effort in your homework. Nothing wrong with that, you're all free to fail this class as much as others are free to ace it. It's only something that a free and de... Oh, wait, this is a constitutional monarchy that we have in this country. NevermindSince the

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[serpent_child]

Love potions are stupid, anyway.

[the_swampdoc]

Sure, not a really good idea in hindsight due to the ethical stuffs that go on, but some are rather seriously potent, you know.

[serpent_child]

That's why they're stupid, sir. People are unpredictable, and worse so when they're in love. Make that love fake and obsessive and you never know what sort of crazy things a person might do.

[the_swampdoc]

Ah, a smart one you are, and clearly you make a great point about it!

If only more people had as much sense.

[manlychester]

I'm gonna have my hands full confiscating potions, aren't I...?

[the_swampdoc]

I wonder if you will have to at all, though I wouldn't put it past some kid trying to gain the attention of the one they like if they're desperate enough.

Just be on the lookout, and you should be fine.

[manlychester]

I'll do that, thanks.

Do the students take Valentine's Day this seriously every year?

[the_swampdoc]

Yeah, just see if any are using ingredients that they usually wouldn't be using, and you can catch them red-handed in the act.

Huh, well in my short stay here, some of them do, some of them don't, and there's the majority that just do stuff that's normal for a Valentine's day.

[filtered]

[slug_healer]

I will!

Count on it!

[filtered]

[the_swampdoc]

Good! I expect great things from you, and I hope you live up to those expectations, Tsunade.

[vertulpen]

[Twix. He's going to almost shudder.]

That isn't even real chocolate, is it?

[the_swampdoc]

Probably not in the sense that it's pure chocolate. It's some sort of cookie wafers, caramel, some other thing, all covered in chocolate.

That's just one of among all the different sorts of chocolates that I like, mind you.

How about you?

[vertulpen]

But it's American . . .

Belgian chocolate. It's best with stroopwafel or warm with milk . . .

[the_swampdoc]

Something wrong with American things?

Belgian chocolate's good. So's German chocolate. All chocolate's good in the end. Tasty too.