MEME ME BITCH!!

Sep 04, 2005 23:56

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lonetode September 5 2005, 02:47:00 UTC
Give me your number?
It's tattooed on your ass. Just a heads up.

Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
Depends how many beers are involved.

Let me take you out to dinner?
Well aren't we the suave one.

Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
Let's drive to Pratchett's house and eat his brain. I dibs left side.

Take a shower with me?
Make it a shower of M&M's, and it's a date.

Listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
Awwww. Course!

Buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
Course. I owe you a tequila or three.

Take me home for the night?
I have a heart shaped bed with your name on it. In chocolate sauce.

Would you let me sleep in your bed?
As long as I'm having fantastic sex with Tess in another room while you slumber.

Sing car karaoke with me?
...we probably have. I know *I* was gonners that night.

Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
Only if I can wheedle you about how much you're going to DIE. Hehe. Wheedle.

Let me give you a piggyback ride?
Meh, why not.

Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
I'll take you to the pub for a conciliatory pint and everything.

Re-post this for me to answer your questions? Been there, done that.

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