House 5x22 "House Divided"
Hee! I like hallucination!Amber
HEE! House/Wilson innuendo!
"Addictive substances are no substitute for nature's healing balm... *takes Vicodin*" XD
Have I mentioned that Amber is awesome? "Damn imaginary pen!"
"Soon to be second-prettiest Dr. Chase" *glee*
CHASE'S STAG NIGHT! DUDE! THIS IS GOING TO BE A CHASE-HEAVY EP!
Wow. Hallucination!Amber makes House's mind an even cooler place
House wants to keep her!
It only seems fair that now House is being confused by his own mind
THIRTEEN LUSTING AFTER STRIPPERS!
No, no, Foreman! House is trying to get Chase drunk and take advantage of him. Obviously.
"If I get drunk enough there's a chance I might make out with one of the strippers. Or become one." Thirteen is gaining major awesome-points here. Way to bribe House with the prospect of lesbian porn XD
"Sold." HALLUCINATION!AMBER IS AWESOME AND NEEDS TO STAY ON THE SHOW FOREVER!!!
Wilson trying to warn Chase off XD
I love House's logic.
"You're evil. See ya." And I love how unfazed Chase is by House's logic.
Duck? DUCK? I demand fic explaining this!
And Chase is also unfazed by House talking to himself.
Wheeee! Another moment of Chase trusting House about the surgery
"It was a caring act. Which you did in a way that was immoral and illegal, but..."
Alcoholic ice-cream? WANT!!!
"I need you to kidnap me" Shall I repeat that? "I NEED YOU TO KIDNAP ME"
The amount of caffeine House is consuming can only end in a heart attack.
I love that House got a bluetooth headset so he looks less insane
He accidentally set a corpse on fire
Fake immigration officers? That's an impressive kidnapping.
Holy shit I want to learn that trick with the shots on fire
Was that a hug? That looked suspiciously like a hug. A one-armed hug, sure, but I'm not about to be picky!
"You can't do this!" "Clearly reality begs to differ."
BODY SHOTS! WAY TO GO WILSON!
I want to go to this party. This is clearly the best party ever.
House drinking in the bath with hallucination!Amber? AWESOMENESS
CHASE HAS A STUFFED KANGAROO
o.0 Chase! Don't die on your stag night!
Hang on. Is hallucination!Amber trying to kill Chase?
Thinking back, she did seem weirdly fixated on killing things.
And now it's not MS? Okay. Hallucination!Amber may not be as useful as she initially appeared
"Are any of you sober?" Of course not. What kind of stag do would it be if they were sober?
Wilson trying to walk home from his own apartment. With no pants.
Oh, House :(
o.0 SHE'S STILL HERE!!! Fuck, does House have a brain tumour or something?
I have an awesome idea for a SPN crossover where Amber is haunting House
Come to think of it, given that ep where House faked a brain tumour, it would be cool in an ironic way if now he REALLY had one.
In conclusion, this is an epicly awesome episode. Though I can't fathom why House's subconscious wants Chase dead. Unless Amber really is a ghost, and wants to...punish House for cheating on Wilson with Chase?