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[the_strongerest]

Why am I not in a lake?

And why am I in a Netherworld?

And why is it so hot?

And where am I?

Comments

[jump_isforkids]

Netherworld's are hot places. You should know that.

Also don't ask things you already know.

[the_strongerest]

Of course I knew it! I was just testing you!

[jump_isforkids]

HA!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TSUNDERE, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN'

*fidgets and fumbles with his sleeve* I...I don't even care if you were. Okay? *embarrassed glance her way, blushing*

[the_strongerest]

What are you doing?

[jump_isforkids]

Educating.

Now it's my turn-- Did I drink too much last night? *staring at the fairy* Eh? I didn't drink. I don't remember drinking. DAMMIT, IF I DRINK TOO MUCH, I ALWAYS FORGET THINGS.

[the_strongerest]

If you wanna drink less, I could freeze all your drinks!

[jump_isforkids]

Yes, yes, hallucination, you can stop talking now. I won't complain. I'm good enough at providing all the talking needed for any situation. Okay. Right. Okay, calm down, Gin-san. Fight, Gin-san. Drink all your milk, Gin-san.

[the_strongerest]

Don't you tell me to stop talking! I'll say what I want!

[jump_isforkids]

WHERE DID ERIC CARTMAN COME FROM--

Oh. Wait a tic. Huh? *pokes Cirno* ...You're real. You're definitely some kind of realization of a figment of some otaku's-with-money-and-too-much-time-on-their-hands imagination, but you're real. What the hell, why didn't you say so earlier?

[the_strongerest]

I'm obviously real, stupid!

[jump_isforkids]

Watch your mouth, young lady! ...Young...

....

Young fairy! No, that really doesn't sound right.

[the_strongerest]

Oh yeah? Or what?

[jump_isforkids]

I'm pulling seniority, I don't have to back-up my threats!!

You're, what, 5?! MAYBE 7?!

[the_strongerest]

Who cares about age, anyway?