Happy ⑨ Day

[the_strongerest]

[High atop the highest point of the roof of the Wasted Baciel Tavern, Cirno stands behind an oversized megaphone made entirely of ice. She has an announcement. It is snowing.

Several of her wings are still wrapped in bandages.]Hey, Netherworld! There's a lotta strong guys in here, and that's good! But there's also something not so good, and that's

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[pet_moonrabbit]

*Reisen's in her battle waitress outfit*

You're disturbing the customers.

[the_strongerest]

Am not!

[pet_moonrabbit]

...

*Reisen kicks over the megaphone*

They were complaining specifically about you.

[the_strongerest]

Don't kick my megaphone! I used it in another thread after this one!

[pet_moonrabbit]

Too late.

Just pretend you made another one.

Are you done?

[the_strongerest]

Yeah.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Good.

Next time you have an announcement to make, don't do it on top of the bar.

[the_strongerest]

What should I do it on top of instead?

[pet_moonrabbit]

Hmm...

Maybe from the top of Ice land? Assuming it hasn't melted...

[the_strongerest]

I already gave a speech there.

[pet_moonrabbit]

Well, if you always make a speech from the same place, people will know where to expect speeches from you. That way, more people hear your speech.

[the_strongerest]

Don't be stupid! Everyone knows you can't make two cool speeches from the same place.

[pet_moonrabbit]

... oh, well, just as long as you don't make a speech here ever again, then.

[the_strongerest]

Maybe I'll give a speech to the onsen.

[pet_moonrabbit]

You'll melt.

Or, worse yet, you'll end up freezing the onsen NO REISEN DON'T SAY THAT TO HER!

[the_strongerest]

No stupid hot water's strong enough to melt me!