The mommy clock rears its ugly head...

Aug 22, 2008 09:36

Its started... the illogical hormon-based urge to reproduce and raise hellspawn made its first official appearance in my dreams last night. Naturally pregnancy and birth were "skimmed" over and the kid was an energetic toddler that loved learning to talk and learned quickly. A regular angel that did what mommy told her happily and enthusiastically... I hadn't expected my brain to try and plant such an underhanded "rainbows and sunshine" image of motherhood in order to meet biological preprogramming. Then again I can't say the tactic isn't reminiscent of the hormon induced dreams that came with puberty either... I've got to get my ovaries removed before hormones take over my brain and make me do something stupid like puberty did.
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