...about my "squeeze of the main persuassion"...or, in other words, my fiance.
In case some of you hadn't been to my facebook in some time, I must let you know, I am engaged to a wonderful Ms. Kimberly Rae Cavazos. I propsed to her on the sidelines at BirdBowl, and we had out engagement dinner (strictly family) the next night. It was wonderful! We couldn't be happier. We both agreed we'd wait. First, for one of us to graduate, that way they can move in with the other, and wait for them to finish. After we're both out of school, we will set the date. Aren't you as excited as I am!?
I hope so, 'cause he comes the even MORE exciting news!
no she's not pregnant...you dirty dirty people. ready for excitment?
This whole thing was just one big joke. HAHAHA. Not on ya'll...no...but on a couple of friends of mine here, namely Elvis. I don't know why I did it, but, I did...and then it got carried away. i even got Kim in on it personally...as well as a select few other friends.
In the end, here's what went down:
I was at home for a good week or so, and I was going to see kim...most people we know understand that kim's and mine association hasn't been smooth (for sake of being put nicely) since mid this summer...in fact it's been more than bumpy, but still. As it were, many people here have come to hear me bitch and moan about her...nothing too bad, but that I miss her, and that we never talk, and that the few times we DID talk, they were me helping her with homework. Long story on it's own, so we won't get into it.
so basically, they don't think I should talk to her anymore...but I wanted to clear the air with kim...elvis told me not to, so for SOME reason, I impulsively told her "no...i'm going to go see her, and when do I'm going to propose!" I had no idea what the fuck I was talking about...but it sounded fun...so I elaborated about how I already had the ring, and how "in front of all those people, if she says yes, she's stuck...if she says no, she looks like the biggest bitch ever!" I played it out to be a brilliant ploy...
...and then after friday's game, kim and I had a nice encounter...nothing messy. I decided I'd tell elvis i went through with it and that kim said "Yes" (which obviously, none of it ever happened). She still didn't sound like she believed me. Well, the next afternoon, Kim and I spent the whole time clearing the air. We had some fun, kicked back, and made nice. before it was said and done, i decided I wanted to see how clear the air really was...so I told her about the joke.
She WANTED to go along with it...so she was gorgeously dressed, as though for an "engagement dinner" of sorts...we got her mother's STUNNING ring, and we took pictures. Much of her family was over, so the people int he background made it seem like a viable "engagement dinner". it was so perfect, even I couldn't believe it...we laughed it off, and I kept things going. I got online, personally changed my profile, uploaded pictures, and had a few people fill up my facebook with little sweet nothings about my engagement...made it seem like news had spread like wildfire...
...then I went back to denton, and Played it through on Elvis. just to help me out, Kim even wrote the single most convincing (and sweetest) love note for me to read. that girl can write. now, melisa (moe, elvis's roommate) didn't seem receptive to it, but she didn't deny it either...so I just kept going. Kim and I wanted it to go longer, but, you see, it's getting rather dangerous.
It is beginning to jeopordize my swingin' single life (hahahaha...yeah right) and more importantly, it's worked TOO well. elvis has started telling EVERYONE we see that I am engaged...and so I keep playing it through, and secretly making myself more and more unavailable, and open to questions. Elvis even opted to design my invitations! good time...good times.
but now it comes to an end, because elvis is starting to make it so bad that she might end up looking like more of an ass than me when it's done...and I ever meant any harm. but it was OH SO FUNNY!!! you shoulda seen the look on ya'll's faces!...hahaha...
...and now you see why i'm so happy lately! Rejoice with me, and leave me some news and love! also, tell me what you thought!
Life is but a dream,
David A. Lucio