Another boring night

[the_stanman]

Once again, I'm really tired of this whole living alone thing. It gives me too much time to think, and that's really the last thing I need to be doing. My most recent train of thought unfortunately headed towards all of the different girls that I've been into, and how nothing ever seems to work out the way I planned. I've got a really bad track record goin here. Melissa: one of my best friends (although I'm not going to complain about that one), Christen: god knows when I'll see her again, Tammy: probably won't see her again, Susan: not sure I want to see her ever again (although I doubt she's gonna complain about that for some reason), Marian: that didn't happen from the start, Sara: I have no idea what the hell is up with that girl, or if i even want to try (although it'd be nice if something actually worked out there, and no Luis, I'm not gonna try any of your ideas). Not a very good track record. I think I might need to find some girl that I have absolutely no interest in and go for her, cuz things aren't lookin good the way they're goin. On the plus side, I did have a free meal of wings and beer tonight, so that's always good. Other than that, I'm still bored as hell, too bored to even come up with a good rant.
So sayeth the Stanman

Everybody look at me
I'm pimp ass money
I know you wish to get with this tonight
and everybody look at me
flyer than mr. T
I know you wish to get with this tonight
Well who needs them anyway
Yeah who needs them anyway
Cuz I'm money