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I'm gonna let you all know this now. I think I'm dying. I ate this fucking 2/3 of a pound Monster Burger from Hardees. Seriously, that thing is a King Kong sized motherfucker. I got cold while I was eating it, they gave me a bucket full of Coke to wash it down, and now I just feel like shit. Everything feels heavy. I got nauseous three times while I was trying to get the bastard down to. My feet started tingling, it fucking sucked. I ate the thing on a dare and I figured "Hey...fuck it. Free burger!" Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot.
So if I stop posting for like...ever I want someone to avenge me. I need you to squeeze all of the grease out of a thick burger and go find a Hardees, slop that shit on there and light the place on fire.
So if I stop posting for like...ever I want someone to avenge me. I need you to squeeze all of the grease out of a thick burger and go find a Hardees, slop that shit on there and light the place on fire.