Alright goddammit!
Okay, so it's the 4'th of July. The rednecks are out, the rain clouds have gathered, and nary a pig will go uncornholed in the state of Indiana. I get it, we're Americans. We're fat, we love country music, and we take a lot of dick pills. But why...why in God's name is CNN talking about a GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HOTDOG EATING CONTEST?! I hope a lot of people die in a tire fire today.