bored!

[the_squeel]

i'm procrastinating the disgusting amount of stuff i have to do by reading college essays online. i know...what kind of sad loser does that? me, that's who! so anyway, this is the worst college essay i've ever seen. it's so terrible it's hilarious. this is exactly how the person submitted this, punctuation smileys and everything:

Comments

[orodruin]

hahaha. that first one was so funny. it has to be a joke.

even wet kittens and other small things awww!

[the_loebster]

No, the best part of the first one was wanting to be a Marine Biologist, but not liking fish.

By the way, I was looking in your course catalog for the marine biologist courses and those courses seem to involve working with fish or things like fish. :-(

I was literally crying when I came to that part. Though the wet kittens was also hilarious.