I lost it on purpose.

[the_square]

I lost my celly last night at the corel center. I fear this time it's gone for good. But fear not! I have already ordered a new, better one. This one will surely not turn off whenever it pleases, nor will it threaten me with violence whenever it wants sex and I say no. Praise be to the lord.

Srsly though, new celly in a week. Until then call my house if you need that phone sex.